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cirthix

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Two vectors got married and became Mr. and Mrs. Dot. They wanted children and were disappointed when their child flunked out of school and became a bum. What went wrong?

The dots' product had no direction in life.

/me takes a bow and doges the rotten fruit
 
AgaBoogaBoo

AgaBoogaBoo

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Why should you never drink while doing Calculus?


Because you shouldn't drink and derive :p
 
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cirthix

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Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
Why should you never drink while doing Calculus?


Because you shouldn't drink and derive :p
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HAHAHAHHAHAH awesome
 
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PurdueRy

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Not as bad as trying to pick up a chick by asking her if she wants to "Practice some integration"
 
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blustori

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Guy: Hey babe, I'm a positive charge.
Girl: So???
Guy: Want to be my negative charge?
Girl: No.
Guy k...
 
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hjo3

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Originally posted by: PurdueRy
Originally posted by: blustori
Guy: Hey babe, I'm a positive charge.
Girl: So???
Guy: Want to be my negative charge?
Girl: No.
Guy k...
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....
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And here you were probably thinking he couldn't possibly top his pointers example code.
 
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Stojakapimp

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Why was negative 6 afraid of negative 7?

Because negative 7 negative 8 negative 9 (I made this one up)
 
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Stojakapimp

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Ok...this one is a winner, although I think I've said it on here before:

Why is a theeousand times a meelion equal to a meelion times a theeousand?

Because a theeousand times a meelion is abelian
 
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saahmed

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I want to...

add you and me
subtract your clothes
divide your legs
and multiply
 
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chuckywang

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Originally posted by: Stojakapimp
Ok...this one is a winner, although I think I've said it on here before:

Why is a theeousand times a meelion equal to a meelion times a theeousand?

Because a theeousand times a meelion is abelian
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Bwahahahahaha.
 
weirdichi

weirdichi

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Originally posted by: chuckywang
Originally posted by: Stojakapimp
Ok...this one is a winner, although I think I've said it on here before:

Why is a theeousand times a meelion equal to a meelion times a theeousand?

Because a theeousand times a meelion is abelian
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Bwahahahahaha.
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huh?
 
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Stojakapimp

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Originally posted by: chuckywang
Originally posted by: Stojakapimp
Ok...this one is a winner, although I think I've said it on here before:

Why is a theeousand times a meelion equal to a meelion times a theeousand?

Because a theeousand times a meelion is abelian
Click to expand...

Bwahahahahaha.
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wow...i'm glad somebody understood it. I made it up when I was taking a group theory course
 
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