REALLY BAD math joke...

[cirthix]

Two vectors got married and became Mr. and Mrs. Dot. They wanted children and were disappointed when their child flunked out of school and became a bum. What went wrong?

The dots' product had no direction in life.

/me takes a bow and doges the rotten fruit

 

[blustori]

:thumbsdown:

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Why should you never drink while doing Calculus?


Because you shouldn't drink and derive 😛

 

[blustori]

:thumbsdown:

 

[cirthix]

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
Why should you never drink while doing Calculus?


Because you shouldn't drink and derive 😛

HAHAHAHHAHAH awesome

 

[Ricemarine]

I want some pi.

 

[hjo3]

About as funny as "Why was 6 afraid of 7?".

 

[jimbob200521]

i should really clean my keyboard out, its gettin pretty dirty

 

[bleuiko]

Why WAS 6 afraid of 7???

 

[PurdueRy]

Not as bad as trying to pick up a chick by asking her if she wants to "Practice some integration"

 

[jimbob200521]

Originally posted by: hjo3
About as funny as "Why was 6 afraid of 7?".

Originally posted by: bleuiko
Why WAS 6 afraid of 7???

Because 7 8 9

 

[blustori]

Guy: Hey babe, I'm a positive charge.
Girl: So???
Guy: Want to be my negative charge?
Girl: No.
Guy k...

 

[PurdueRy]

Originally posted by: blustori
Guy: Hey babe, I'm a positive charge.
Girl: So???
Guy: Want to be my negative charge?
Girl: No.
Guy k...

....

 

[hjo3]

Originally posted by: PurdueRy

Originally posted by: blustori
Guy: Hey babe, I'm a positive charge.
Girl: So???
Guy: Want to be my negative charge?
Girl: No.
Guy k...

....

And here you were probably thinking he couldn't possibly top his pointers example code.

 

[eelw]

Still like when does Halloween equal to Christmas - DEC25=OCT31

 

[Stojakapimp]

Why was negative 6 afraid of negative 7?

Because negative 7 negative 8 negative 9 (I made this one up)

 

[blustori]

Originally posted by: Stojakapimp
Why was negative 6 afraid of negative 7?

Because negative 7 negative 8 negative 9 (I made this one up)

😕

 

[placebo139]

Originally posted by: Stojakapimp
Why was negative 6 afraid of negative 7?

Because negative 7 negative 8 negative 9 (I made this one up)

😕

 

[Stojakapimp]

Ok...this one is a winner, although I think I've said it on here before:

Why is a theeousand times a meelion equal to a meelion times a theeousand?

Because a theeousand times a meelion is abelian

 

[Slimline]

Originally posted by: jimbob200521

Originally posted by: hjo3
About as funny as "Why was 6 afraid of 7?".

Originally posted by: bleuiko
Why WAS 6 afraid of 7???

Because 7 8 9

LOL!!!!

 

[saahmed]

I want to...

add you and me
subtract your clothes
divide your legs
and multiply

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: Stojakapimp
Ok...this one is a winner, although I think I've said it on here before:

Why is a theeousand times a meelion equal to a meelion times a theeousand?

Because a theeousand times a meelion is abelian

Bwahahahahaha.

 

[weirdichi]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: Stojakapimp
Ok...this one is a winner, although I think I've said it on here before:

Why is a theeousand times a meelion equal to a meelion times a theeousand?

Because a theeousand times a meelion is abelian

Bwahahahahaha.

huh?

 

[Stojakapimp]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: Stojakapimp
Ok...this one is a winner, although I think I've said it on here before:

Why is a theeousand times a meelion equal to a meelion times a theeousand?

Because a theeousand times a meelion is abelian

Bwahahahahaha.

wow...i'm glad somebody understood it. I made it up when I was taking a group theory course

 

[BigJ]

I know my Calculus:

It says You + Me = Us