Originally posted by: Excelsior
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Coming soon in 2004 ...
Stop Trying To Feed Me, Goddammit
Starring, in no particular order
MercenaryForHire - as himself
Queen Latifah - Soul Food diner waitress
Marlon Brando - Italian Pasta Maestro
Join the struggle of a young student in his daily quest to get people to stop trying to force-feed him. Born with a high metabolism and lean frame, M4H is constantly belittled and harangued by local Soul Food waitresses and spaghetti-slinging folk around his neighbourhood to pack on some pounds. What they don't understand is that it's an impossible task ... and every offer of seconds is a plateful of fuel for the inner fire that rages within.
- M4H
Lucky bastard. I know many people like you. One of my good friends eats everything in sight but still weighs 125.
Hmmm...do we know each other? My friend once told me that I eat like a horse and I weigh ~125. Of course my less-than-perfect health keeps my weight in check, but that's an entirely different thread.
