Earlier two letters have been posted, one from USA to China and another response.
The original post was: http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.cfm?catid=38&threadid=430935
The response was: http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.cfm?catid=38&threadid=431471
My personal response is in the bottom, bolded. Note that I am not disclaiming myself against PC types other than my comments are directed at the government and not citizens of this country.
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Dear China,
We're sorry that you don't train your fighter pilots better. As an apologetic token, please find an enclosed copy of Microsoft Flight Simulator 2000.
We're sorry that you're front-line fighter planes can't outmaneuver a 35 year old prop-driven airliner. Why should we have expected your pilots to fly better then they drive. Perhaps you'd like to consider purchasing some surplus 1950's era Lockheed Starfighters from Taiwan. (They just replaced all theirs with shiny new F-16's)
We're sorry that you're confused about the boundaries of your country and believe that your territorial waters extend all the way to Australia. Please accept this gift--for future reference--of an American 6th grade geography textbook. (Please take note of the Copyright information printed inside the cover.)
We're sorry that you can't seem to acknowledge your role in this incident, and consider it politically expedient to take 24 young flight crewmen hostages, for the antics of a known hotdog fighter jockey.
Ponder this while we build several new Aegis destroyers for our friends in the Republic of China (Taiwan).
We're especially sorry for treating you with such respect for the last 20 years. We'll definitely rethink this policy, and consider treating you like a common street gang very soon.
We're also very sorry for ever granting you Most-Favored-Nation trading status. This will be rectified at the soonest possible opportunity.
Sincerely,
The United States of America
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Dear United States of America:
We received your letter of apology and want you to know that we are sorry too.
We're sorry that you don't train your fighter pilots better. Remember the marine pilot who cut the gondola cable near Cavalese, Italy, back in February, 1998, killing 20 people? His required altitude was no lower than 1,000 feet--he was at 360. His maximum permitted speed was 517 mph--he was at 621. Perhaps you can teach your pilots to read the cockpit instruments. By the way, the EP3 crew is alive and home; that's more than you can say for the European skiers.
We're sorry that your front-line nuclear attack submarines (like the Greenville) can't outmaneuver an old Japanese fishing trawler. You killed 9 in that accident. The captain failed to do a proper periscope search before surfacing. Is stupidity a requirement for office rank in the American navy?
We're sorry that you believe that your territorial rights extend around the globe. We are returning the geography textbook. Look at it closely--we've marked the boundaries of the U.S.A. for you. We have also marked the 40 countries where you have 200,000 American troops deployed, the 19 countries where you have 61 major American bases, and the places outside the U.S. where you maintain 800 Department of Defense facilities. We're sorry that you're the only nation in the world that cannot see that you are not a country--you are an EMPIRE.
We're sorry that you can't seem to see your part in the incident after the incident. Remember the marine pilot who killed the 20 skiers in Italy? You kept him out of Italian courts and then exonerated him by calling his action a "training accident". You have let the commander of the Greenville off with an honorable discharge and a pension.
We're sorry for treating you with respect. That "street gang" remark was hilarious--especially from you. Where should we start: Latin America? Europe? the Middle East? Africa? Asia? Let's start with Asia. Over in lovely Okinawa which you've occupied as a military colony since 1945, you are known quite well as the local gangster. Do you remember this incident from September 4, 1995?: two American marines and one U.S. sailor kidnapped a 12 year old girl (yes-12 years old), gagged her with duct tape, and raped her. One marine was an ROTC graduate and a father; the other had been a Boy Scout and a church member. Both, of course, were the fine products of the U.S. Marines. And this is not an isolated event. The incidence of reported rape in USA is 41 per 100,000 but at American bases in Okinawa it is 82 per 100,000. Over in Kosovo last year a 35 year old U.S. Army sergeant raped and murdered an 11 year old (yes--11 years old) ethnic Albanian girl. We're sure the women and children of Okinawa and Kosovo are just thrilled with your protection. Police bookings in Okinawa show that U.S. servicemen were implicated in 4,716 crimes between 1972 and 1995--that's almost a crime a day. Tell us--WHO is the street gang?
You can bet that we'll never let your street gang troops over here. You can threaten us if you like, but, since you couldn't beat Viet Nam (a country smaller than California) in 8 years of fighting, we're not too worried.
Sincerely,
China
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Dear China:
All the incidents you have just said total 29 lives. Need we recollect how many lives were taken when you decided the best way to deal with pro-democracy activists is to run them over with tanks?
That one incident dwarfs all of our incidents that you have just listed. Furthermore, your statements point out American INDIVIDUAL actions, whereas what we point out for you are actions that reflect the actual government.
Big difference. I await your response. In the meantime I'm sure you'll have your hands full arresting, beating, and killing religious dissidents, because we know that your Eastern Gods seem to condone your regular mass murder of people who have done nothing more than voice freedom.
By the way - next time you FVCK with us in Los Alamos maybe we should treat you like this:
http://www.dallasnews.com/world/360043_nuchina_07int..html
The original post was: http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.cfm?catid=38&threadid=430935
The response was: http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.cfm?catid=38&threadid=431471
My personal response is in the bottom, bolded. Note that I am not disclaiming myself against PC types other than my comments are directed at the government and not citizens of this country.
-------------------------------------------
Dear China,
We're sorry that you don't train your fighter pilots better. As an apologetic token, please find an enclosed copy of Microsoft Flight Simulator 2000.
We're sorry that you're front-line fighter planes can't outmaneuver a 35 year old prop-driven airliner. Why should we have expected your pilots to fly better then they drive. Perhaps you'd like to consider purchasing some surplus 1950's era Lockheed Starfighters from Taiwan. (They just replaced all theirs with shiny new F-16's)
We're sorry that you're confused about the boundaries of your country and believe that your territorial waters extend all the way to Australia. Please accept this gift--for future reference--of an American 6th grade geography textbook. (Please take note of the Copyright information printed inside the cover.)
We're sorry that you can't seem to acknowledge your role in this incident, and consider it politically expedient to take 24 young flight crewmen hostages, for the antics of a known hotdog fighter jockey.
Ponder this while we build several new Aegis destroyers for our friends in the Republic of China (Taiwan).
We're especially sorry for treating you with such respect for the last 20 years. We'll definitely rethink this policy, and consider treating you like a common street gang very soon.
We're also very sorry for ever granting you Most-Favored-Nation trading status. This will be rectified at the soonest possible opportunity.
Sincerely,
The United States of America
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Dear United States of America:
We received your letter of apology and want you to know that we are sorry too.
We're sorry that you don't train your fighter pilots better. Remember the marine pilot who cut the gondola cable near Cavalese, Italy, back in February, 1998, killing 20 people? His required altitude was no lower than 1,000 feet--he was at 360. His maximum permitted speed was 517 mph--he was at 621. Perhaps you can teach your pilots to read the cockpit instruments. By the way, the EP3 crew is alive and home; that's more than you can say for the European skiers.
We're sorry that your front-line nuclear attack submarines (like the Greenville) can't outmaneuver an old Japanese fishing trawler. You killed 9 in that accident. The captain failed to do a proper periscope search before surfacing. Is stupidity a requirement for office rank in the American navy?
We're sorry that you believe that your territorial rights extend around the globe. We are returning the geography textbook. Look at it closely--we've marked the boundaries of the U.S.A. for you. We have also marked the 40 countries where you have 200,000 American troops deployed, the 19 countries where you have 61 major American bases, and the places outside the U.S. where you maintain 800 Department of Defense facilities. We're sorry that you're the only nation in the world that cannot see that you are not a country--you are an EMPIRE.
We're sorry that you can't seem to see your part in the incident after the incident. Remember the marine pilot who killed the 20 skiers in Italy? You kept him out of Italian courts and then exonerated him by calling his action a "training accident". You have let the commander of the Greenville off with an honorable discharge and a pension.
We're sorry for treating you with respect. That "street gang" remark was hilarious--especially from you. Where should we start: Latin America? Europe? the Middle East? Africa? Asia? Let's start with Asia. Over in lovely Okinawa which you've occupied as a military colony since 1945, you are known quite well as the local gangster. Do you remember this incident from September 4, 1995?: two American marines and one U.S. sailor kidnapped a 12 year old girl (yes-12 years old), gagged her with duct tape, and raped her. One marine was an ROTC graduate and a father; the other had been a Boy Scout and a church member. Both, of course, were the fine products of the U.S. Marines. And this is not an isolated event. The incidence of reported rape in USA is 41 per 100,000 but at American bases in Okinawa it is 82 per 100,000. Over in Kosovo last year a 35 year old U.S. Army sergeant raped and murdered an 11 year old (yes--11 years old) ethnic Albanian girl. We're sure the women and children of Okinawa and Kosovo are just thrilled with your protection. Police bookings in Okinawa show that U.S. servicemen were implicated in 4,716 crimes between 1972 and 1995--that's almost a crime a day. Tell us--WHO is the street gang?
You can bet that we'll never let your street gang troops over here. You can threaten us if you like, but, since you couldn't beat Viet Nam (a country smaller than California) in 8 years of fighting, we're not too worried.
Sincerely,
China
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Dear China:
All the incidents you have just said total 29 lives. Need we recollect how many lives were taken when you decided the best way to deal with pro-democracy activists is to run them over with tanks?
That one incident dwarfs all of our incidents that you have just listed. Furthermore, your statements point out American INDIVIDUAL actions, whereas what we point out for you are actions that reflect the actual government.
Big difference. I await your response. In the meantime I'm sure you'll have your hands full arresting, beating, and killing religious dissidents, because we know that your Eastern Gods seem to condone your regular mass murder of people who have done nothing more than voice freedom.
By the way - next time you FVCK with us in Los Alamos maybe we should treat you like this:
http://www.dallasnews.com/world/360043_nuchina_07int..html