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Rat in the bathroom.. mutant, disgusting rat.. with fangs..

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swbsam

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ok, call me a pussy - how do i get rid of this thing???

i threw my cat in there.. any other suggestions? going after it with a garbage bag seems like it'll just piss it off

update

wife and I stormed in, me in my carhart boots while using socks as gloves..

the rat is now swimming in a sewer drain, or drowning.. woo

i'm smoking a bowl now.. and accept any insults that come my way for being a pussy 😉
 
LOL!

The cat should take care of it, unless it's bigger than said cat.

Then your only solution is fire.
 
Originally posted by: JohnCU
how about... a rat trap?
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It would be cool if they included seconds in the post time stamp. We must have posted at almost exactly the same time.. lol
 
Just do what you do in sims when you want to get rid of something. Pause time, delete the door and wall it in.

It'll die in a few days.
 
Originally posted by: Eli
Originally posted by: JohnCU
how about... a rat trap?
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It would be cool if they included seconds in the post time stamp. We must have posted at almost exactly the same time.. lol
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haha yeah good suggestion, maybe the new forums will have that?
 
Rip out a lamp cord.

Attach the end of the cord which goes to the neutral wire to a metal pan. Attach the other end of the cord to a metal rod. Put a piece of food on the end of the rod.

Put the device in the bathroom. Plug it in.

When you hear a zap, unplug. Your bathroom might smell.

*disclaimer* Don't actually do this, unless you know what you're doing.
 
Originally posted by: JohnCU
did the cat kill it? you flushed it? it must not've been too big if you were able to flush it.
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no, the cat didn't kill it, they were just staring at each other.

we didn't flush it, i grabbed it, threw it in a pot my wife was holding and then ran across the street to a sewer drain, then we topsized the pot on top of it, and left the pot, for a homeless person to enjoy
 
Originally posted by: swbsam
i'm smoking a bowl now.. and accept any insults that come my way for being a pussy 😉
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Crap, I called the cops there because I thought I heard a woman screaming. You should hurry and put that away. 😉
 
Originally posted by: swbsam
Originally posted by: JohnCU
did the cat kill it? you flushed it? it must not've been too big if you were able to flush it.
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no, the cat didn't kill it, they were just staring at each other.

we didn't flush it, i grabbed it, threw it in a pot my wife was holding and then ran across the street to a sewer drain, then we topsized the pot on top of it, and left the pot, for a homeless person to enjoy
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LMAO pics?
 
Originally posted by: EGGO
Originally posted by: swbsam
i'm smoking a bowl now.. and accept any insults that come my way for being a pussy 😉
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Crap, I called the cops there because I thought I heard a woman screaming. You should hurry and put that away. 😉
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ha.. now i'm off to get a beer... this whole experience was too embarrassingly intense for me to handle sober
 
Originally posted by: JohnCU
Originally posted by: swbsam
Originally posted by: JohnCU
did the cat kill it? you flushed it? it must not've been too big if you were able to flush it.
Click to expand...

no, the cat didn't kill it, they were just staring at each other.

we didn't flush it, i grabbed it, threw it in a pot my wife was holding and then ran across the street to a sewer drain, then we topsized the pot on top of it, and left the pot, for a homeless person to enjoy
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LMAO pics?
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oh, hell no - I was too scared to turn the light on in the bathroom, let alone grab my camera and document the occassion
 
Originally posted by: swbsam
Originally posted by: JohnCU
Originally posted by: swbsam
Originally posted by: JohnCU
did the cat kill it? you flushed it? it must not've been too big if you were able to flush it.
Click to expand...

no, the cat didn't kill it, they were just staring at each other.

we didn't flush it, i grabbed it, threw it in a pot my wife was holding and then ran across the street to a sewer drain, then we topsized the pot on top of it, and left the pot, for a homeless person to enjoy
Click to expand...

LMAO pics?
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oh, hell no - I was too scared to turn the light on in the bathroom, let alone grab my camera and document the occassion
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ah good job anyway. :beer: this thread feels like a nuclearned thread almost.
 
Originally posted by: swbsam
Originally posted by: JohnCU
did the cat kill it? you flushed it? it must not've been too big if you were able to flush it.
Click to expand...

no, the cat didn't kill it, they were just staring at each other.

we didn't flush it, i grabbed it, threw it in a pot my wife was holding and then ran across the street to a sewer drain, then we topsized the pot on top of it, and left the pot, for a homeless person to enjoy
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Bwahahahaha! You planning on throwing out your bathroom now? Something to ponder next time you're on the throne, how did the vampire rat get into your bathroom?
 
Originally posted by: MagnusTheBrewer
Originally posted by: swbsam
Originally posted by: JohnCU
did the cat kill it? you flushed it? it must not've been too big if you were able to flush it.
Click to expand...

no, the cat didn't kill it, they were just staring at each other.

we didn't flush it, i grabbed it, threw it in a pot my wife was holding and then ran across the street to a sewer drain, then we topsized the pot on top of it, and left the pot, for a homeless person to enjoy
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Bwahahahaha! You planning on throwing out your bathroom now? Something to ponder next time you're on the throne, how did the vampire rat get into your bathroom?
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Dude, you can do that shit now? Sign me up! The wife is sharing the drama with my mom-in-law right now.. once she's off the phone she's determined to scrub the place down.. Me? I'm going to drink a sam adams while watching judge judy. With my feet on the couch in case mutant rat's dad is out for old testament style justice.
 
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