Rat in the bathroom.. mutant, disgusting rat.. with fangs..

[swbsam]

ok, call me a pussy - how do i get rid of this thing???

i threw my cat in there.. any other suggestions? going after it with a garbage bag seems like it'll just piss it off

update

wife and I stormed in, me in my carhart boots while using socks as gloves..

the rat is now swimming in a sewer drain, or drowning.. woo

i'm smoking a bowl now.. and accept any insults that come my way for being a pussy

 

[Eli]

LOL!

The cat should take care of it, unless it's bigger than said cat.

Then your only solution is fire.

 

[JohnCU]

how about... a rat trap?

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: Eli
LOL!

The cat should take care of it, unless it's bigger than said cat.

Then your only solution are nukes.

fixed

 

[moshquerade]

Willard?

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: JohnCU
how about... a rat trap?

It would be cool if they included seconds in the post time stamp. We must have posted at almost exactly the same time.. lol

 

[PottedMeat]

You've got it trapped in a room. Burn the fucking house down.

 

[Darwin333]

12 ga.


Buckshot might be a bit overboard though.

 

[paulxcook]

Obligatory "nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure".

 

[swbsam]

Originally posted by: JohnCU
how about... a rat trap?

tomorrow, yes, i'll get some.. tonight.. right now.. it's in our bathroom!

 

[Kelvrick]

Just do what you do in sims when you want to get rid of something. Pause time, delete the door and wall it in.

It'll die in a few days.

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: JohnCU
how about... a rat trap?

It would be cool if they included seconds in the post time stamp. We must have posted at almost exactly the same time.. lol

haha yeah good suggestion, maybe the new forums will have that?

 

[silverpig]

Rip out a lamp cord.

Attach the end of the cord which goes to the neutral wire to a metal pan. Attach the other end of the cord to a metal rod. Put a piece of food on the end of the rod.

Put the device in the bathroom. Plug it in.

When you hear a zap, unplug. Your bathroom might smell.

*disclaimer* Don't actually do this, unless you know what you're doing.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Sure it's a rat instead of a mouse?

 

[UnatcoAgent]

Lol threw the cat in there!

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Build an elaborate trap.

Like this.

 

[JohnCU]

did the cat kill it? you flushed it? it must not've been too big if you were able to flush it.

 

[swbsam]

Originally posted by: JohnCU
did the cat kill it? you flushed it? it must not've been too big if you were able to flush it.

no, the cat didn't kill it, they were just staring at each other.

we didn't flush it, i grabbed it, threw it in a pot my wife was holding and then ran across the street to a sewer drain, then we topsized the pot on top of it, and left the pot, for a homeless person to enjoy

 

[EGGO]

Originally posted by: swbsam
i'm smoking a bowl now.. and accept any insults that come my way for being a pussy

Crap, I called the cops there because I thought I heard a woman screaming. You should hurry and put that away.

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: swbsam

Originally posted by: JohnCU
did the cat kill it? you flushed it? it must not've been too big if you were able to flush it.

no, the cat didn't kill it, they were just staring at each other.

we didn't flush it, i grabbed it, threw it in a pot my wife was holding and then ran across the street to a sewer drain, then we topsized the pot on top of it, and left the pot, for a homeless person to enjoy

LMAO pics?

 

[swbsam]

Originally posted by: EGGO

Originally posted by: swbsam
i'm smoking a bowl now.. and accept any insults that come my way for being a pussy

Crap, I called the cops there because I thought I heard a woman screaming. You should hurry and put that away.

ha.. now i'm off to get a beer... this whole experience was too embarrassingly intense for me to handle sober

 

[swbsam]

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: swbsam

Originally posted by: JohnCU
did the cat kill it? you flushed it? it must not've been too big if you were able to flush it.

no, the cat didn't kill it, they were just staring at each other.

we didn't flush it, i grabbed it, threw it in a pot my wife was holding and then ran across the street to a sewer drain, then we topsized the pot on top of it, and left the pot, for a homeless person to enjoy

LMAO pics?

oh, hell no - I was too scared to turn the light on in the bathroom, let alone grab my camera and document the occassion

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: swbsam

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: swbsam

Originally posted by: JohnCU
did the cat kill it? you flushed it? it must not've been too big if you were able to flush it.

no, the cat didn't kill it, they were just staring at each other.

we didn't flush it, i grabbed it, threw it in a pot my wife was holding and then ran across the street to a sewer drain, then we topsized the pot on top of it, and left the pot, for a homeless person to enjoy

LMAO pics?

oh, hell no - I was too scared to turn the light on in the bathroom, let alone grab my camera and document the occassion

ah good job anyway. :beer: this thread feels like a nuclearned thread almost.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Originally posted by: swbsam

Originally posted by: JohnCU
did the cat kill it? you flushed it? it must not've been too big if you were able to flush it.

no, the cat didn't kill it, they were just staring at each other.

we didn't flush it, i grabbed it, threw it in a pot my wife was holding and then ran across the street to a sewer drain, then we topsized the pot on top of it, and left the pot, for a homeless person to enjoy

Bwahahahaha! You planning on throwing out your bathroom now? Something to ponder next time you're on the throne, how did the vampire rat get into your bathroom?

 

[swbsam]

Originally posted by: MagnusTheBrewer

Originally posted by: swbsam

Originally posted by: JohnCU
did the cat kill it? you flushed it? it must not've been too big if you were able to flush it.

no, the cat didn't kill it, they were just staring at each other.

we didn't flush it, i grabbed it, threw it in a pot my wife was holding and then ran across the street to a sewer drain, then we topsized the pot on top of it, and left the pot, for a homeless person to enjoy

Bwahahahaha! You planning on throwing out your bathroom now? Something to ponder next time you're on the throne, how did the vampire rat get into your bathroom?

Dude, you can do that shit now? Sign me up! The wife is sharing the drama with my mom-in-law right now.. once she's off the phone she's determined to scrub the place down.. Me? I'm going to drink a sam adams while watching judge judy. With my feet on the couch in case mutant rat's dad is out for old testament style justice.