Originally posted by: daveymark
I try not to forget my mullet wig and billy bob teeth whenever I go shopping at walmart. I really should put them in the glovebox or something. I've been contemplating wearing cutoff jeans and a nascar tshirt complete with everlast high tops and white tube socks with three green stripes, but there are some lines you just don't cross.
Yeah, only redneck southerners shop at Wal-Mart. Everyone knows that.