- Dec 30, 2002
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I walk to work. Every morning I cross a street right by an interstate entrance, so it gets a lot of traffic. I wait for the light to turn green and cross like a good little pedestrian.
On the other side of the street is a right turn lane that gets a lot of cars going to the entrance ramp, and when the light turns green thay are all turning across my crosswalk. Thats fine, it takes me some time to get across, it is a wide street and 4 or 5 cars can turn before someone has to stop and let me by.
This morning some dumb b!tch in a SUV didn't want to stop. When I kept walking she slammed on her brakes and I could see her yelling at me throught the window. I looked at her and said "What, are you stupid or something?" and kept walking. Every morning I watch the drivers as they turn and I know which one has to stop so they don't kill me, and I can see that look of indecision in their faces. "I can make it. I won't hit him."
I think from now on I'll cary a bar of soap with me as I walk so the next time this happens I can stand in front of their car and write "I am a moron" on the hood.
If I don't post in a while it is because I was ran over.
On the other side of the street is a right turn lane that gets a lot of cars going to the entrance ramp, and when the light turns green thay are all turning across my crosswalk. Thats fine, it takes me some time to get across, it is a wide street and 4 or 5 cars can turn before someone has to stop and let me by.
This morning some dumb b!tch in a SUV didn't want to stop. When I kept walking she slammed on her brakes and I could see her yelling at me throught the window. I looked at her and said "What, are you stupid or something?" and kept walking. Every morning I watch the drivers as they turn and I know which one has to stop so they don't kill me, and I can see that look of indecision in their faces. "I can make it. I won't hit him."
I think from now on I'll cary a bar of soap with me as I walk so the next time this happens I can stand in front of their car and write "I am a moron" on the hood.
If I don't post in a while it is because I was ran over.
