Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
edit: none of these people design anything...they just draft what i and others actually design. so no comments on how bad our firm sucks please

we are the 2nd biggest and 1st most wealthy firm in the DFW area, so we must be doing something right. :beer:
i work with some of the most ignorant fools in all of history. when we get a list of 400+ resumes, somehow my boss always hires the biggest morons from the bunch. lets rewind to last summer, which is when he hired a guy named joel. joel, from the first day, completely disregarded all of the rules. didnt wear pants, came in late, left early, took too long of breaks, etc...now there should have been a LOT of redflags before we let this guy come here, but of course, the only people who saw them were the ones who were not interviewing him
he lied on his resume, and we even called him out on it, but he still got hired. he ended up working here for a little over 2 months, and was the biggest mistake this company had ever made to date. he couldnt do anything right to save himself. he finally earned himself a kick in the nuts by making a death threat toward one of the other employees. bye joel!
lets move on to august, when we hired kristie (the second biggest mistake next to joel). she is in her late 30's and she is a HUGE know-it-all, kind of like corporate recreation, but that is another story. anyway, she made the same type of mistakes as joel, but five times worse. i know it was unprofessional of me, but i snapped on her one day. she threw the architectural plans for a house on my desk and said she cant work in this type of stress. she asked me to follow her into the boss's office, so i did...she closed the door and said "he is being so mean to me! i cant concentrate with all the yelling!" he started laughing and said "kristie, i can hear every word he says. we dont have doors in this office. go back to work." 2 days later...this idiot brings alcohol to work, claims the owners told her it was ok, and got booted that day. on the way out the door,
she signed papers nullifying her ability to file for unemployment and didnt even read them....IDIOT!
THEN!!! this is the BEST one...
IAN! ian submitted his resume past the deadline, used totally bogus format, and couldnt collect his thoughts on the phone long enough to get a sentence out. when my sister (the other head engineer) called him to talk about his opportunity to work here, he said
"i cant come in for an interview today. my girlfriend has a lizard and her parents are going to kill it if we leave. i can come next week." she was like uhhhhhh ok!
fast forward to today (we hired ian in late september BTW) and he is officially the most annoying human being on earth. he takes stuff off of my desk and never brings it back. when i go out and ask him for it, he starts biting his thumb (like hardcore biting and he makes nasty sounds (seriously)) and saying "im so sorry, i didnt mean to offend you...im so sorry..." etc. im just like "ian just dont take stuff off of my desk please." he also drinks 2,
yes TWO, 2 liters of diet coke every day.
he runs at full speed to the print room on a daily basis, well he did anyway, at least until the boss yelled at him in front of everyone. "ian, i cant believe i am telling you this, but there is no need to run in the office unless there is a fire or a terrorist."
he doesnt deposit his paychecks. i repeat, he doesnt deposit his paychecks. he is 25, and one day his mom called furious because she said we werent paying him any money. dont you think they should have said something 6 months ago?? hmm...anyways, he pulled out all of his checks from his desk at work and said he never got around to depositing them all...WTF!?!?! MORON!
oh, btw, at the christmas party, ian sang a prince song and made the biggest fool out of himself. we actually had our best customers asking who he worked for and no one at our office claimed him.
i hate them all.