Over here, we have city security. These guys dress kinda like cops, only fruitier. And they have no power

I really don't know WHAT their job is. I think they can call the cops for backup if they need to, but they're not allowed to arrest anyone. They don't have guns, cuffs, mace, or anything like that. But they wear bulletproof vests. THESE are the guys we make fun of over here.
They drive around in white Minivans with yellow stripes and the hood has "Security" written on it backwards, and has a phone number to reach city hall.