- Aug 31, 2001
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driving to work on 287 this mornign...bumber to bumber traffic going at 75mph+. this fvuking woman in a huge a$$ SUV almost crashed into. stupid women drivers. she was driving all erratic...tailgating, swerving in and out of lanes, cutting peple off.
anyways so all 3 lanes are blocked..im in the leftmost lane. she gave up tailgating me and trying to make me and the cars in front of me speed up when she saw the other lanes are speeding up a little. so she goes all the way to the right most lane...cuts off a truck in the process. then that lane slows down but she is boxed in. meanwhile the car in front right of me moves from the middle lane to the left lane and i move into the middle lane cuz the left lane becomes an exit only lane soon.
at this point the crazy woman driver in her awful SUV is right next to me but a little forward...like i can still see her rear liscense plate but she doesnt have enuff room to merge into my lane. seeing how she's such an awful driver, i decide to speed up a little so that she can go in behind me (remember there is a car maybe like 3 car lengths in front of me) all the while keeping an eye on her hands. so right when im about to pass her she suddenly jerks her car toward my lane to cut me off...but there is no way she couldve cut me off as i was right next to rear seats. i brake, swerve and lay on the horn..stuuupid b!tch panicks and jerks her car back into her lane at 80mph! gave her a nice stare and a finger as i passed her by.
moral of story...keep away from women in SUVs
and this is why i hate SUVs. yes i realize its not the SUV's fault... but if she did collide with me, my car wouldve been totalled where the damage to her car wouldve been lot less severe. not fair cuz if she was the irresponsible one and she was the one who caused the accident, her damage should be just as bad as mine...if not worse.
anyways so all 3 lanes are blocked..im in the leftmost lane. she gave up tailgating me and trying to make me and the cars in front of me speed up when she saw the other lanes are speeding up a little. so she goes all the way to the right most lane...cuts off a truck in the process. then that lane slows down but she is boxed in. meanwhile the car in front right of me moves from the middle lane to the left lane and i move into the middle lane cuz the left lane becomes an exit only lane soon.
at this point the crazy woman driver in her awful SUV is right next to me but a little forward...like i can still see her rear liscense plate but she doesnt have enuff room to merge into my lane. seeing how she's such an awful driver, i decide to speed up a little so that she can go in behind me (remember there is a car maybe like 3 car lengths in front of me) all the while keeping an eye on her hands. so right when im about to pass her she suddenly jerks her car toward my lane to cut me off...but there is no way she couldve cut me off as i was right next to rear seats. i brake, swerve and lay on the horn..stuuupid b!tch panicks and jerks her car back into her lane at 80mph! gave her a nice stare and a finger as i passed her by.
moral of story...keep away from women in SUVs
and this is why i hate SUVs. yes i realize its not the SUV's fault... but if she did collide with me, my car wouldve been totalled where the damage to her car wouldve been lot less severe. not fair cuz if she was the irresponsible one and she was the one who caused the accident, her damage should be just as bad as mine...if not worse.