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Originally posted by: Midlander
Ah. In the midwest, they're all inside so they don't freeze.
Hmm, I didn't know that.
I guess you learn something new everyday.
Originally posted by: Midlander
Ah. In the midwest, they're all inside so they don't freeze.
Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
Sounds much better than the nightmare stories we here of crazy neighbors, or ones that don't give a rat's ass even if they see someone breaking into your place.![]()
Originally posted by: Fineghal
Heh. My alarm system is a redneck neighbor with a shotgun.
[OT]
Seriously. When we were younger, think just old enough to be left alone in a house they always said "If you see someone you don't know around the house and they don't go away call Neighbor..."
Fast forward a ways, and some new guy moves in on our east side. Comes over to ask something rings the doorbell... Me and my little bro don't recognize him. See him walking off around the side of the house. Well... Time to call Neighbor. "Hey, there was some guy we didn't recognize and he just went walking off around the house." "Okay, go lock yourself in a room, I'll be over and check things out, ring the bell twice when I'm done."
:five minutes later:
:ring ring:
Neighbor with double barrel shotgun. "Well no ones around..."
[/OT]
Originally posted by: Fineghal
OP~ Great story, maybe tee times at a nice golf course? Ask the local lutheran board, or even call his wife and find out what he likes, I'm sure she'll be willing to keep a secret.
Originally posted by: MrPickins
Originally posted by: Fineghal
Heh. My alarm system is a redneck neighbor with a shotgun.
[OT]
Seriously. When we were younger, think just old enough to be left alone in a house they always said "If you see someone you don't know around the house and they don't go away call Neighbor..."
Fast forward a ways, and some new guy moves in on our east side. Comes over to ask something rings the doorbell... Me and my little bro don't recognize him. See him walking off around the side of the house. Well... Time to call Neighbor. "Hey, there was some guy we didn't recognize and he just went walking off around the house." "Okay, go lock yourself in a room, I'll be over and check things out, ring the bell twice when I'm done."
:five minutes later:
:ring ring:
Neighbor with double barrel shotgun. "Well no ones around..."
[/OT]
I don't keep any guns in the house, but I could certainly call my next door neighbor. He's well armed.![]()
Originally posted by: Fineghal
OP~ Great story, maybe tee times at a nice golf course? Ask the local lutheran board, or even call his wife and find out what he likes, I'm sure she'll be willing to keep a secret.
You know, thats not a bad idea at all.
Any other ideas for a nice reward?
Originally posted by: j00fek
:thumbsup:
wish there were more people like this
Originally posted by: judasmachine
such is the way it's supposed to be...
Originally posted by: DigitalCancer
what are...'buttermilk pies'?? Maybe i'm just too young, but, i've NEVER had nor eaten one of these...lol
oh, and great story, hope when me and the wife move in october, we manage to get neighbors like yours. ^_^
Originally posted by: pontifex
they just felt bad for screwing your wife while you were at work.![]()
Originally posted by: djheater
Originally posted by: pontifex
they just felt bad for screwing your wife while you were at work.![]()
That's wrong, man.
Originally posted by: idiotekniQues
Originally posted by: judasmachine
such is the way it's supposed to be...
yeah, great story.
you should have them all over for dinner as well. too many communities these days seem to have a lack of community.
sometimes during big storms our neighbor who has a snow blower does our sidewalk for us before we get upt and we just have to shovel our driveway. good stuff.
Originally posted by: slag
Originally posted by: idiotekniQues
Originally posted by: judasmachine
such is the way it's supposed to be...
yeah, great story.
you should have them all over for dinner as well. too many communities these days seem to have a lack of community.
sometimes during big storms our neighbor who has a snow blower does our sidewalk for us before we get upt and we just have to shovel our driveway. good stuff.
A co-worker gave me a Massey Ferguson 8 hp lawn tractor with chains, a deck and a blade. Right before winter, i put the blade and chains on it and it sits in the garage. I'm pretty good neighbors with people on my street and 2 houses down there is this older lady in bad shape with a blind daughter. I blade their driveway and out into the street for them as well as 4 other neighbors and myself. They give me cookies, flowers, etc for doing it, but I just do it because its a hell of a lot of fun sitting on your garden tractor pushing huge mounds of snow and ice. I try to hit the old lady's house up first, even before doing my driveway because while she likes to shovel the snow, her body cant take it and she had to be rushed to the hospital a couple years back from exhaustion after trying to shovel her walk.
My wife doesn't see the draw.... she'd rather sit inside, but I literally run the gas tank dry a couple times and spend 3-4 hours out blading driveways, sidewalks, part of the street, etc, just because its so fun to do. Neighbors like it a lot also..
Originally posted by: pontifex
they just felt bad for screwing your wife while you were at work.![]()
Originally posted by: djheater
Originally posted by: pontifex
they just felt bad for screwing your wife while you were at work.![]()
That's wrong, man.
