Ranch is disgusting

amdforever2

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I put forth to the world that Ranch anything is disgusting.


You people that put it on hamburgers and spaghetti and eggrolls and burritos are sick, every last one of you.



Ranch is a crappy salad dressing at best and has no other place in our world.




Discuss!
 

SirChadwick

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I don't think it's disgusting, but it's definately not one of the better dressings out there. It ranks right up w/ 1000 island imo. I don't mind it on salad or wings, but anything else is just gross. My fiancee drinks ranch and will dip her pizza in it and such.... fuggin sick!
 

BobDaMenkey

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Ranch can be good, and is a viable alternative for other condiments if they're unavailable. However my family doesn't know how to buy friggen good ranch, so I hardly ever eat it. Ranch at my house is nasty, even on salad. I stick to my Western thanks.
 

KeithTalent

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Ranch salad dressing does make me want to vomit! Not sure how you can eat a salad with that stuff on it, makes it not even taste like a salad anymore.
 

middlehead

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I don't use it on salads but I do use it for most anything else. When I eat something that gets dipped in ketchup, I do a mix of about 2/3 ketchup 1/3 ranch.
 
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No, THOUSAND ISLAND kills all. I don't get it when people are offered like 20 different dressings, and they're like "Uhhh... ranch then." I think my friends are idiots or something when they do that because it's like HELLO, have you ever tried other dressings like Italian, or vinagrettes? Booo.

Ranch is saying you like only ketchup all over your hot dog. That's elementary. Move on to relish, onions, mustard, etc... and then that's your thousand island, or more sophisticated dressings
 

moshquerade

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you have to buy top shelf ranch. the cheaper stuff is pretty runny and disgusting.

that said, go bleu cheese
 

sao123

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Originally posted by: amdforever2
I put forth to the world that Ranch anything is disgusting.


You people that put it on hamburgers and spaghetti and eggrolls and burritos are sick, every last one of you.



Ranch is a crappy salad dressing at best and has no other place in our world.




Discuss!


Indeed!
Single story L shaped houses with low profile roofs are stupid.

We should all have inefficient 3 story victorians to waste heating fuel on uninsulated attics + 2nd story hot water, & force the old people to climb steps with their walkers & canes. Plus it will be you who reshingles the 60 degree sloped roof.

:roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:

Heck, maybe we should burn down entire communitieis fo ranch style houses.
 
Dec 10, 2005
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Originally posted by: sao123
Originally posted by: amdforever2
I put forth to the world that Ranch anything is disgusting.


You people that put it on hamburgers and spaghetti and eggrolls and burritos are sick, every last one of you.



Ranch is a crappy salad dressing at best and has no other place in our world.




Discuss!


Indeed!
Single story L shaped houses with low profile roofs are stupid.

We should all have inefficient 3 story victorians to waste heating fuel on uninsulated attics + 2nd story hot water, & force the old people to climb steps with their walkers & canes. Plus it will be you who reshingles the 60 degree sloped roof.

:roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:

Heck, maybe we should burn down entire communitieis fo ranch style houses.

Not all ranches are L shaped.