Ranch is disgusting

[Chaotic42]

Thousand Island is the worst dressing. It's a crime against humanity. Ranch is pretty bad, Italian is really good, and bleu cheese is the best.

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: Brainonska511

Originally posted by: txrandom
Ranch makes an awesome pizza topping.

QFT

Havent tried it, but that sounds disgusting.

 

[weirdichi]

My roommate in college was going on a diet or lean meats and veggies. I always laughed when he smothered his potatoes with ranch. The bowl would be half full of ranch with a few potato wedges lodged in that stuff. Haha! Ranch isn't the best. I'd rather have Italian or a vinaigrette. Balsalmic vinaigrette is awesome!

 

[lokiju]

I put ranch in my coffee for a little extra kick.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: amdforever2
I put forth to the world that Ranch anything is disgusting.


You people that put it on hamburgers and spaghetti and eggrolls and burritos are sick, every last one of you.



Ranch is a crappy salad dressing at best and has no other place in our world.




Discuss!

Indeed!
Single story L shaped houses with low profile roofs are stupid.

We should all have inefficient 3 story victorians to waste heating fuel on uninsulated attics + 2nd story hot water, & force the old people to climb steps with their walkers & canes. Plus it will be you who reshingles the 60 degree sloped roof.

:roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:

Heck, maybe we should burn down entire communitieis fo ranch style houses.

i had a ranch that was not L shaped. more of a box shape then L.

I would love to find another. but most the ranches i see are under 2k sqft. and i would want one about 3k


edit: though i would take a 2ksqft one IF it has a full furnished basement.

 

[Conky]

I slather ranch dressing all over my privates and then... oh, nevermind... no one would understand.

 

[Brainonska511]

Originally posted by: Beachboy
I slather ranch dressing all over my privates and then... oh, nevermind... no one would understand.

Are you this guy: Text ?

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Thousand Island is the worst dressing. It's a crime against humanity. Ranch is pretty bad, Italian is really good, and bleu cheese is the best.

hahaha come back when you are all grown up and your rebellion has ended.

bleu is just nasty period. might as well take a chunk of mold and chew on it.

 

[Conky]

Originally posted by: Brainonska511

Originally posted by: Beachboy
I slather ranch dressing all over my privates and then... oh, nevermind... no one would understand.

Are you this guy: Text ?

No, but thanks for the tip!

 

[Chrono]

Ranch is the pwn. BleuCheese on the other hand is not the pwn. Too strong. Sometimes I can't even tell the fricken' difference between the two.

 

[JS80]

Lawry's signature sherry French dressing > ********

 

[vi edit]

I like it as a dipping sauce for pizza crusts, buffalo wings, and veggies. Not a fan of it as a salad dressing. Too thick. I'll stick to honey mustard or roasted red pepper/ginger vinegarettes for that.

 

[meltdown75]

Ranch is ok, but the Kraft Greek & Feta > *

 

[Raduque]

I like ranch, but <3 bleu cheese even more. Thousand Island is truly disgusting, I have to be in a mood for a vinagrette, and I really don't like Italian, so what's left? Green Goddess? That's worse then 1K Island.

 

[jadinolf]

Ranch is fantastic.

French and Russian are disgusting.

edit: oh yeah, Thousand Island too.

 

[mrizvi66]

it rules with french fries...er freedom fries?!?!?!

 

[DeadByDawn]

Ranch and French are great. Bleu cheese is just mold in some mayo.

 

[QueBert]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Thousand Island is the worst dressing. It's a crime against humanity. Ranch is pretty bad, Italian is really good, and bleu cheese is the best.

Preach brother!!! I can't stand Burger places who put Thousand Island on their burgers, what the f*ck is that! I don't wanty Ranch on my burger either, but Thousand Island is nasty. It's sweet, it's thick, and it has sour chunks of pickle bits in it. I'm totally convienced that this dressing wasn't created for any other reason then a chef somewhere had a bunch of sh!t left over and said "fvck it!" threw it all together to get rid of it and this disgusting mess was born.

Good Ranch is good, Ken's Steakhouse Ranch is tasty. I like thick ranch for my dips, and regular Ranch for my salads. A nice Parmasan Garlic Ranch salad dressing ummm ummm good!

 

[cKGunslinger]

Vinegarette/Italian dressing > ranch for salads, but for Hot Wings, fresh vegetables (cucumbers, celery, carrots, brocolli, etc), popcorn chicken, pizza crust, etc, buttermilk ranch is the pwnsauce.

 

[Alienwho]

This thread is now about Fry Sauce.

Fry Sauce is good on burgers and fry's.

 

[Bryophyte]

Any sauce or dressing that is based on mayo or sour cream is disgusting. It smells like dirty feet and vomit. It has the consistency of semen.

 

[SampSon]

Bleu cheese > * > ranch

 

[StevenYoo]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Any sauce or dressing that is based on mayo or sour cream is disgusting. It smells like dirty feet and vomit. It has the consistency of semen.

you've.... tried... semen?

 

[Geocentricity]

One time when I ordered buffalo wings, they gave me Ranch instead of blue-cheese.... BLEH!

 

[Baked]

Every flavor of Doritos taste like Ranch.