Raccoons! How do I get rid of em?

[PsiStar]

In Connecticut :| only private companies git rid of pests like this. It cost my neighbor $550 to pay a licensed expert to capture a raccoon AND a beaver. We live in a very urban area. This was the family owned company recommended by Terminix Pest Control ... they would have charged $750. Eastern states ... I swear ... :\

The raccoon tore apart their cage twice. He told me that was the 1st time that ever happened. I can attest that animal was very mean & nasty. The beaver was a WTF. We are not really near water.

 

[otifrank]

Had a family of them inhabit my attic a few years back. What worked for us was to call a professional pest (nuisance animal) company. The company bought out a few humane traps baited with marshmallows. The racoons absolutely LOVE marshmallows. The traps were checked for the next few days and eventually a momma and three kits were trapped and removed by the company. The whole deal was $35. I'm not a bleeding heart type but, I must say that it was a pretty good feeling that nothing had to die.

Good luck.

 

[FelixDeCat]

I had one trapped in my trash this morning. We have a problem with coons and possums.

The city is supposed to deliver traps hopefully. They pick them up when they are full too.

 

[DrPizza]

In Connecticut :| only private companies git rid of pests like this. It cost my neighbor $550 to pay a licensed expert to capture a raccoon AND a beaver. We live in a very urban area. This was the family owned company recommended by Terminix Pest Control ... they would have charged $750. Eastern states ... I swear ... :\

The raccoon tore apart their cage twice. He told me that was the 1st time that ever happened. I can attest that animal was very mean & nasty. The beaver was a WTF. We are not really near water.

LOL at people who are willing to pay $550 to get rid of a raccoon & beaver. A live trap is under $50. "OMG, But it's against the law!" No one is going to care. And in case they might care, just don't tell anyone.

 

[Muse]

LOL at people who are willing to pay $550 to get rid of a raccoon & beaver. A live trap is under $50. "OMG, But it's against the law!" No one is going to care. And in case they might care, just don't tell anyone.

Yeah, sometimes it's better to keep your trap shut... couldn't resist! :awe:

 

[Howard]

make 'em tpad

 

[Acanthus]

You can trap them, call an exterminator, or shoot them with a .22

a pellet gun or airsoft gun will definitely not work.

If you poison them they will die under the house, the last thing you want.

 

[fustercluck]

How do I attract raccoons? Those things are cute.

Yeah, Ima gon' take this

 

[PsiStar]

LOL at people who are willing to pay $550 to get rid of a raccoon & beaver. A live trap is under $50. "OMG, But it's against the law!" No one is going to care. And in case they might care, just don't tell anyone.

This area is *not* your daddy's farm in the Midwest. This house is the family's "country" house ... escape from the Manhattan apartment. Little different priorities.

 

[Homerboy]

dirty MFers are back
Baseball bat is next.

 

[DrPizza]

This area is *not* your daddy's farm in the Midwest. This house is the family's "country" house ... escape from the Manhattan apartment. Little different priorities.

Friggin idiots if they pay that kind of money to have someone trap a raccoon for them. If you agree that $550 is a fair price for trapping a raccoon, you're a fool too. Not sure what you mean by "daddy's farm" - if you think I'm one of the teeny-boppers on the forums, you've got the wrong guy. I have my own farm, and my farm solution isn't to set out a trap. The farm solution involves a gun, ammunition, and a large bang. Else, letting my dogs rip it to shreds.

 

[IronWing]

dirty MFers are back
Baseball bat is next.

Are you sure they're the same ones? I mean all...












Nope, even I ain't ballsy enough to finish that line on a public forum.

 

[caddlad]

Hav-a-hart.

Around here, 22LR to appease the neighbors. If the neighbors aren't home...22-250.

Wildlife management is SO much easier here.

 

[OBLAMA2009]

if you just remove all food they will go away. at my house i have a steady stream of racoons who come to eat the cat food i put out and wash their paws in the water dish. if i dont put food out the water stays clean

 

[Howard]

if you just remove all food they will go away. at my house i have a steady stream of racoons who come to eat the cat food i put out and wash their paws in the water dish. if i dont put food out the water stays clean

You feed the damn things?

 

[Homerboy]

neighbor whacked one with a shovel yesterday but it escaped us and weaseled back under the deck. Nothing in or out for the past 12 hours. I expect a stench by mid-week.

 

[PsiStar]

Friggin idiots if they pay that kind of money to have someone trap a raccoon for them. If you agree that $550 is a fair price for trapping a raccoon, you're a fool too. Not sure what you mean by "daddy's farm" - if you think I'm one of the teeny-boppers on the forums, you've got the wrong guy. I have my own farm, and my farm solution isn't to set out a trap. The farm solution involves a gun, ammunition, and a large bang. Else, letting my dogs rip it to shreds.

$550 is cheap in the midst of multi-million dollar homes. I guessed you live on a farm as I used to. My nearest neighbor was a couple of miles away. Life was simpler & everything scales up. The farm house I grew up in was lucky to be worth $20K & the cost of a bullet is whatever that is; multiply both by 100 and you just pay some dude to come & catch 'em.

Obviously different locales will have different solutions. As an electrical engineer I imagined setting up a million volt tesla coil and ... :twisted::twisted::twisted: ... might as well have some fun and lightning. Hmmm, could probably build one for a few hundred ... hmmmm...:awe:

 

[DrPizza]

I have a hard time figuring out how someone is smart enough to have earned enough to afford a multi-million dollar house, but stupid enough to pay $550 for something that takes 2 ten-minute visits & $50 in equipment. It would be like saying "if I lived in a $100,000 house, I'd expect an electrician to charge $100 to come and replace an electrical outlet. But, if I live in a multimillion dollar home, I expect that the electricians in that area charge $1000 for the same task."

 

[PsiStar]

Dr Pizza ... we can't just walk out the back door & shoot a 45. As far as the electricians charging a $1000 ... maybe not that much but 100s, that's the white guy. I have done all kinds of crap myself. But this is when we call the in the guys from Ecuador or Paraguay. Legal and better educated actually. But first, *I* no longer give a rip about doing that crap myself. I want to do something else. Why? Because I can. Surely you are not as thick as you are sounding ... ? And, I actually quite enjoy helping a small family owned business.

Even back on the farm my father, the farmer, wouldn't have wanted to just shoot the critters. But we did know 'my excellent compatriot hunters & loved to eat them which might have been the option for pesky ones. We would not have wacked them with a shovel & let them go off & die a slow death. Suffering is not good. If you injure what you are hunting, then you *have* to go find it & kill it. ASAP

 

[freejumps]

my parents recently paid $500 for bats that were in their attic. i don't blame them though, don't wanna fvk with bats freaky mf'ers

 

[Wag]

Raccoon stew.

 

[alkemyst]

Just be careful these guys:

don't bring back this guy:

 

[edro]

I used a product called Critter Ridder.
It is a combination of pepper extracts in ground up bead form.
It messes with their sinuses and they leave the area.
It wears off after a few days, so you have to make sure you see them leave, then board up their entry.

When I used it for a my excellent compatriot in my attic, I could hear him sneezing for like 5min, then he came outside.