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QUOTE FIGHT!!!

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Losers always whine about doing their best. Winner gets the job done, goes home, and fucks the prom queen - John Mason "The Rock"
 
Originally posted by: buck
Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Originally posted by: Amused
Many quote fights can be going on at once, the thread need not be linear. So of course, many posts will have many nested quotes.

Let the fun begin! Post a reply to me or start your own topic with a new quote. 🙂


If you want total security, go to prison. There you're fed, clothed, given medical care and so on. The only thing lacking... is freedom. ~Dwight D. Eisenhower
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When I was free, I was straight, it took prison to make me a crook' Andy Dufresne from The Shawkshank Redemption
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Warren: Have you seen my weiner!?
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"The greatest feeling you can get in a gym or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is the pump. Let's say you train your biceps, blood is rushing in to your muscles and that's what we call the pump. Your muscles get a really tight feeling like your skin is going to explode any minute and its really tight and its like someone is blowing air into your muscle and it just blows up and it feels different, it feels fantastic. It's as satisfying to me as cumming is, you know, as in having sex with a woman and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like getting the feeling of cumming in the gym, I'm getting the feeling of cumming at home, I'm getting the feeling of cumming backstage, when I pump up, when I pose out in front of 5000 people I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night. Its terrific, right? So I am in heaven." - Governor of California
 
Originally posted by: Lumathix
I have two guns< one for each of ya!- Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday
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"Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave." - Doc Holiday
 
Originally posted by: skywhr
?Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct."

Chuck Palahniuk
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Back off man, I'm a scientist. Peter Vekman, Ghostbusters
 
Originally posted by: jdoggg12
Originally posted by: skywhr
?Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct."

Chuck Palahniuk
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Back off man, I'm a scientist. Peter Vekman, Ghostbusters
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"As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension." - Ray
 
Originally posted by: CottonRabbit
Originally posted by: Amused
Many quote fights can be going on at once, the thread need not be linear. So of course, many posts will have many nested quotes.

Let the fun begin! Post a reply to me or start your own topic with a new quote. 🙂


If you want total security, go to prison. There you're fed, clothed, given medical care and so on. The only thing lacking... is freedom. ~Dwight D. Eisenhower
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I'm bored so I'll give it a shot.

The average man does not want to be free. He simply wants to be safe. - H. L. Mencken
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Originally posted by: George Carlin
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Albert Einstein and Marilyn Monroe:

Marilyn: "Can you imagine if we had children together? That would be amazing. They would have my looks and your brains".

Albert: "But it could very well happen that they would have my looks and your brains."
 
Originally posted by: rivan
Wooop, woop, woop, woop, woop, wooop, woop, woop. Nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya. ZZZZZZZing! ~Curly, The Three Stooges.
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Thumper: Oh come on! You jumped farther than this yesterday!
Bambi: I don't know about this.
Thumper: Your're not afraid, are you? (singsong voice) You're too afraaaid! You cannot juuuump! Nya-nya-nya-nyyya-nya! Nya-nya, nyaaaahhh!
(Bambi jumps)
Thumper: You did it!
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Bambi_II


(When reading Thumper's lines, I pictured Sandra Bullock doing the voice.)
 
Originally posted by: SirStev0
Originally posted by: CottonRabbit
Originally posted by: Amused
Many quote fights can be going on at once, the thread need not be linear. So of course, many posts will have many nested quotes.

Let the fun begin! Post a reply to me or start your own topic with a new quote. 🙂


If you want total security, go to prison. There you're fed, clothed, given medical care and so on. The only thing lacking... is freedom. ~Dwight D. Eisenhower
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I'm bored so I'll give it a shot.

The average man does not want to be free. He simply wants to be safe. - H. L. Mencken
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"I never vote for anyone. I always vote against." WC Fields
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"Unfortunately, you can't vote the rascals out, because you never voted them in, in the first place." - Noam Chomsky
 
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: chusteczka
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: DawsonsDada
"Right turn Clyde" - Clint Eastwood
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"Goddamn ape ate all my oreos...runnin' around...crappin' everywhere..." - Ma Boggs
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"Will you please keep that chimpanzee outta my yard?" - Farina, Roach's Rascals, Lazy Days (7:01 minutes)
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He's an orangutan, Ma... - Philo Beddoe
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"I kiss his balls." -- Wife of Arnold Palmer answering the Johnny Carson question about what she does for him before a big match.

 
Originally posted by: SirStev0
Originally posted by: chorb
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood Blues
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No, Ma'am. We're Musicians.
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Hidee, hidee, ho. Cab Calloway
 
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: Kadarin
Originally posted by: m1ldslide1
Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth

I knew exactly where it was, I just couldn't find it. --Yogi Berra
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"You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there." -- Yogi Berra
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"Remember, no matter where you go, there you are..." - Buckaroo Banzai
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:music: "How can you be in two places at once, when you're not anywere at all" :music:
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"Everything you know is wrong!"
 
Originally posted by: SSSnail
Originally posted by: chusteczka
Originally posted by: Amused
If you want total security, go to prison. There you're fed, clothed, given medical care and so on. The only thing lacking... is freedom. ~Dwight D. Eisenhower
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"He who sacrifices freedom for security deserves neither." - Benjamin Franklin
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"Mission Accomplished" - George W. Bush.
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"You have attributed conditions to villainy that simply result from stupidity." --R.A.H. "Logic of Empire"
 
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