QUOTE FIGHT!!!

[sjwaste]

"Shit sandwich."

 

[m1ldslide1]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth

I knew exactly where it was, I just couldn't find it. --Yogi Berra

"You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there." -- Yogi Berra

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: buck

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth

Originally posted by: Amused
Many quote fights can be going on at once, the thread need not be linear. So of course, many posts will have many nested quotes.

Let the fun begin! Post a reply to me or start your own topic with a new quote. 🙂

If you want total security, go to prison. There you're fed, clothed, given medical care and so on. The only thing lacking... is freedom. ~Dwight D. Eisenhower

When I was free, I was straight, it took prison to make me a crook' Andy Dufresne from The Shawkshank Redemption

Warren: Have you seen my weiner!?

"NUTS!" -General Patton

"NUTS!" - General McAuliffe

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_McAuliffe

 

[m1ldslide1]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: buck

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth

Originally posted by: Amused
Many quote fights can be going on at once, the thread need not be linear. So of course, many posts will have many nested quotes.

Let the fun begin! Post a reply to me or start your own topic with a new quote. 🙂

If you want total security, go to prison. There you're fed, clothed, given medical care and so on. The only thing lacking... is freedom. ~Dwight D. Eisenhower

When I was free, I was straight, it took prison to make me a crook' Andy Dufresne from The Shawkshank Redemption

Warren: Have you seen my weiner!?

"NUTS!" -General Patton

That wasn't Patton...

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: buck

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth

Originally posted by: Amused
Many quote fights can be going on at once, the thread need not be linear. So of course, many posts will have many nested quotes.

Let the fun begin! Post a reply to me or start your own topic with a new quote. 🙂

If you want total security, go to prison. There you're fed, clothed, given medical care and so on. The only thing lacking... is freedom. ~Dwight D. Eisenhower

When I was free, I was straight, it took prison to make me a crook' Andy Dufresne from The Shawkshank Redemption

Warren: Have you seen my weiner!?

"NUTS!" -General Patton

"Nuts!" - General Anthony Clement McAuliffe to the German demand for surrender at Bastogne.

"That #$%&*@ was a $#%&@# prima donna. We all hated his @%^$&* guts. He never got anywhere @#$%&& close to actual combat. That @&%^*# publicity photo was shot two @*$^#* days after we took the #$^%*& town." -- Private Edward Riney (my uncle) responding to photo of Patton supposedly leading his troops into an Italian town.

 

[Loop2kil]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: buck

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth

Originally posted by: Amused
Many quote fights can be going on at once, the thread need not be linear. So of course, many posts will have many nested quotes.

Let the fun begin! Post a reply to me or start your own topic with a new quote. 🙂

If you want total security, go to prison. There you're fed, clothed, given medical care and so on. The only thing lacking... is freedom. ~Dwight D. Eisenhower

When I was free, I was straight, it took prison to make me a crook' Andy Dufresne from The Shawkshank Redemption

Warren: Have you seen my weiner!?

"NUTS!" -General Patton

"Nuts!" - General Anthony Clement McAuliffe to the German demand for surrender at Bastogne.

"That #$%&*@ was a $#%&@# prima donna. We all hated his @%^$&* guts. He never got anywhere @#$%&& close to actual combat. That @&%^*# publicity photo was shot two @*$^#* days after we took the #$^%*& town." -- Private Edward Riney (my uncle) responding to photo of Patton supposedly leading his troops into an Italian town.

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." --Jules - Pulp Fiction

 

[preslove]

Lady Astor and Sir Winston Churchill:
"Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea!" "And if you were my wife, I would drink it!"

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: m1ldslide1

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth

I knew exactly where it was, I just couldn't find it. --Yogi Berra

"You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there." -- Yogi Berra

"Remember, no matter where you go, there you are..." - Buckaroo Banzai

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Originally posted by: m1ldslide1

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth

I knew exactly where it was, I just couldn't find it. --Yogi Berra

"You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there." -- Yogi Berra

"Remember, no matter where you go, there you are..." - Buckaroo Banzai

:music: "How can you be in two places at once, when you're not anywere at all" :music:

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: SirStev0

Originally posted by: chorb
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood Blues

No, Ma'am. We're Musicians.

"We're on a mission from God."

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: buck

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth

Originally posted by: Amused
Many quote fights can be going on at once, the thread need not be linear. So of course, many posts will have many nested quotes.

Let the fun begin! Post a reply to me or start your own topic with a new quote. 🙂

If you want total security, go to prison. There you're fed, clothed, given medical care and so on. The only thing lacking... is freedom. ~Dwight D. Eisenhower

When I was free, I was straight, it took prison to make me a crook' Andy Dufresne from The Shawkshank Redemption

Warren: Have you seen my weiner!?

"NUTS!" -General Patton

"NUTS!" - General McAuliffe

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_McAuliffe

"Doh!" -Homer J. Simpson

 

[Judgement]

Ms. Garrison: All right, kids, it is now my job to teach you the theory of evolution.
Ms. Garrison: Now I, for one, think evolution is a bunch of *bullcrap*! But I've been told I have to teach it to you anyway. It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this...
Ms. Garrison: In the beginning, we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its...
Ms. Garrison: ...mutant fish hands... and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this.
Ms. Garrison: Retard frog-sqirrel, and then *that* had a retard baby which was a... monkey-fish-frog... And then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey... and that made you!
Ms. Garrison: So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Originally posted by: m1ldslide1

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth

I knew exactly where it was, I just couldn't find it. --Yogi Berra

"You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there." -- Yogi Berra

"Remember, no matter where you go, there you are..." - Buckaroo Banzai

:music: "How can you be in two places at once, when you're not anywere at all" :music:

Inconceivable!

 

[SlitheryDee]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth

If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving. --Henry Youngman

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. --Thomas Edison

 

[sandorski]

Fvk you! Rambo

 

[SlitheryDee]

Originally posted by: sandorski

Fvk you! Rambo

Yippie-kay-yay, motherfvcker. --John Mclane

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee

Originally posted by: sandorski

Fvk you! Rambo

Yippie-kay-yay, motherfvcker. --John Mclane

Hasta la vista, baby! - Terminator

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

We're on a mission from God - Elwood Blues

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee

Originally posted by: sandorski

Fvk you! Rambo

Yippie-kay-yay, motherfvcker. --John Mclane

Hasta la vista, baby! - Terminator

"... And thanks for all the fish!"

 

[punchkin]

"Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit." - Oscar Wilde

 

[Lumathix]

I have two guns< one for each of ya!- Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday

 

[olds]

Yes you got in before the lock but you didn't get out before the ban - oldsmoboat

 

[narzy]

"ALLaHU AKBAR!" *BOOM*

/ thread

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee

Originally posted by: sandorski

Fvk you! Rambo

Yippie-kay-yay, motherfvcker. --John Mclane

Hasta la vista, baby! - Terminator

"... And thanks for all the fish!"

?No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise? - Lewis Carroll

 

[spacejamz]

Originally posted by: narzy
"ALLaHU AKBAR!" *BOOM*

/ thread

What the Fvck was that?? - Mayor of Hiroshoma, 1945 (from the Top ten times when the use of the word fvck was appropriate (NSFW for languague of course).