QUICK ANSWER NEEDED! WE BOTH HAVE FLUSH. WHO WINS?

[LOLyourFace]

We have big money in the pot. The last two players bet sh|tlessly.. now who wins?

Me: Flush with Spades in low numbers
Him: Flush with Clovers but with Ace, King and Jack in them

Do I win because Spades beat Clovers in suit
or Does he win because he has higher numbers?

 

[Hanpan]

Numbers come before suit.

You lose.

Traditional poker does not even consider a difference between suits.

 

[LOLyourFace]

DAMMIT!

 

[Placer14]

Sorry. If I lie for you, can I have a cut of the pot?

 

[Iron Woode]

Dealer wins in case of tie.

 

[johneetrash]

and i dealed, so gimme my money!

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Dealer does not win ties, it's high card, so flush of A-7-6-5-4 beats a flush of K--Q-9-3-2. If high card ties it goes to second card so A-Q-7-3-2 beats an A-J-9-5-4. If top 2 cards tie it goes to the third card and so on down the lie. If 2 hands are an exact tie they split the pot. Suit never matters unless you're playing dealer's choice with some idiots who install rules like "low spade in the hole wins a buck, one-eyed jacks are wild and everyone must eat 7 Fritos to raise..."

 

[Iron Woode]

Ah, common Gaghalfrunt! Let the dealer win. So much easier.

 

[Gaard]

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
We have big money in the pot. The last two players bet sh|tlessly.. now who wins?

...Clovers...

Argh! It's clubs!

 

[woodie1]

If three Aces beat three Kings then high card flush wins.

 

[Gaard]

Originally posted by: woodie1
If three Aces beat three Kings then high card flush wins.

But if we were in Germany....

 

[Pastore]

If it was up to me you'd lose just on the fact that you call clubs, clovers.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: Gaard

Originally posted by: woodie1
If three Aces beat three Kings then high card flush wins.

But if we were in Germany....

If we were in Germany the rules change to:

1) High card wins unless the person holding the lower hand has a greater number of tanks.
2) If high cards and tanks are equal then whoever has best Air Force wins.
3) If high cards, tanks and air force are equal the two player have the option of either splitting the pot or joining forces to invade Poland.

 

[Jzero]

You gotta roshambo for it.
And I'm talking the Eric Cartman kind of roshambo, not that pansy rock-paper-scissors crap.

 

[SoylentGreen]

Originally posted by: Beast1284
If it was up to me you'd lose just on the fact that you call clubs, clovers.

I agree wholeheartedly