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Question (poll) for guys about their genetalia

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Uh, that's by design so that they don't crush/rub together when you walk.

Those who voted "same level" must have small marbles. 😛
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That's what I was thinking. 🙂
 
My urologist told me I had some of the largest balls he's ever seen.

I'm not particularly proud of that, but I am amused by it.
 
I'm ever upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

CHORUS:
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

CHORUS

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

CHORUS

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...
 
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Uh, that's by design so that they don't crush/rub together when you walk.

Those who voted "same level" must have small marbles. 😛

- M4H
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<insert random psychobabble and flames for implying endorsement of Intelligent Design>
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Hey, I use that expression too - nature can "design" things too, in a sense, even if it is by natural selection.
 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Uh, that's by design so that they don't crush/rub together when you walk.

Those who voted "same level" must have small marbles. 😛

- M4H
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You speak with such authority. How does one gets to be so knowledgeable on such a sensitive subject?
 
Depends on how cold it is. I'm reasonably sure that one hangs lower but I couldn't tell you which one without actually looking...sorry.
 
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
You are not a freak of nature. I have seen alot of guys like that. It's normal.
Breasts are not always symmetrical. Point that out to her.

That is unless one hangs to your kneecap and one is basically in your body. If so you might want to get that checked out because you are probably going to die.
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Can we get a custom member name for Zysoclaplem? I think Resident Testicle Expert would be a good one. 😉
 
Originally posted by: Jeff7
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Uh, that's by design so that they don't crush/rub together when you walk.

Those who voted "same level" must have small marbles. 😛

- M4H
Click to expand...

<insert random psychobabble and flames for implying endorsement of Intelligent Design>
Click to expand...

Hey, I use that expression too - nature can "design" things too, in a sense, even if it is by natural selection.
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<insert nonsensical argument involving hot glue, thumbtacks, and the inevitable comparison to Hitler>
 
In most men the left nut hangs lower. This is because blood accumulates there before being pumped back up to the heart. It's kind of a rest area for blood on the return loop back to the heartland.
And yes, my left is lower. For some reason the wife likes this annomolly too.

j
 
Originally posted by: djheater
My urologist told me I had some of the largest balls he's ever seen.

I'm not particularly proud of that, but I am amused by it.
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:Q:laugh:

It's really tempting to make a signature out of that quote. 😛
 
My left has alway hung lower than my right.
For the past 20 years or so, I've had a "hydrocele"(sp) on my left one also, which makes it almost twice as large as the right.
Had it drawn off a couple of times, but it always comes back in a week or two,

Yes, I have to be very careful when I cross my legs!
 
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
who cares. just tell her she has one boob that hangs lower than the other and let her freak out for weeks trying to figure out which one.
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I shall now commence to stalk you dear sir, if your posts are as hilarious as this, deal with it. 😀

LMFAOPIMPBBQUNABOMBER!
 
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