Question (poll) for guys about their genetalia

[Lucky]

OK, my fiancee think my descended left testicle is abnormal. Apparently, the men she's seen before me have not had one. But all the medical research I've read (here, for example) says that having one testicle hang lower than the other, usually the left, is absolutely normal. So guys (only guys!), do YOU have one testicle that hangs lower than the other? I'm out to prove that I'm not a freak of nature!

 

[IceBergSLiM]

who cares. just tell her she has one boob that hangs lower than the other and let her freak out for weeks trying to figure out which one.

 

[jjzelinski]

Totally normal, unless we're talking about a difference of feet...

 

[yllus]

Same level. I'm not sure I really want to know the answer to this, but is the level one hangs at that much lower than the other? I can't imagine that sort of thing actually being noticeable.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

You are not a freak of nature. I have seen alot of guys like that. It's normal.
Breasts are not always symmetrical. Point that out to her.

That is unless one hangs to your kneecap and one is basically in your body. If so you might want to get that checked out because you are probably going to die.

 

[Lucky]

Originally posted by: jjzelinski
Totally normal, unless we're talking about a difference of feet...

HAHA. NO.

 

[Bootprint]

No doubt perfectly normal, the human body isn't perfectly symmetrical. You're fiancee probably has one breast that is slightly bigger then the other.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Uh, that's by design so that they don't crush/rub together when you walk.

Those who voted "same level" must have small marbles.

- M4H

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
who cares. just tell her she has one boob that hangs lower than the other and let her freak out for weeks trying to figure out which one.

Wow, that's harsh :laugh:

 

[EPCrew]

They fit into her mouth easier that way.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Where's the "My nuts are so enormous I use them as space hoppers" option?

 

[Feldenak]

Perfectly normal to have one that hangs a little lower...just like it's perfectly normal if one of her breasts is slightly larger than the other.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Uh, that's by design so that they don't crush/rub together when you walk.

Those who voted "same level" must have small marbles.

- M4H

<insert random psychobabble and flames for implying endorsement of Intelligent Design>

 

[leftyman]

it is absolutely normal.

 

[Lola]

Originally posted by: Bootprint
No doubt perfectly normal, the human body isn't perfectly symmetrical. You're fiancee probably has one breast that is slightly bigger then the other.

That is true. 90% of women are a-symetrical with their breasts... but that does not mean any man should point it out.
All people are not totally the same on each side either... face, body... whatever.

 

[Philippine Mango]

I see the results, I guess it makes sense why the phrase 'suck my left nut' has become so popular..

 

[Looney]

I think we're going to need pics of them to judge how normal/abnormal they are.

 

[ScrapSilicon]

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper
Where's the "My nuts are so enormous I use them as space hoppers" option?

tuff nuts ..

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz

Originally posted by: Bootprint
No doubt perfectly normal, the human body isn't perfectly symmetrical. You're fiancee probably has one breast that is slightly bigger then the other.

That is true. 90% of women are a-symetrical with their breasts... but that does not mean any man should point it out.
All people are not totally the same on each side either... face, body... whatever.

I disagree. This phenomenon needs to be inspected in much greater detail, both through conventional visual observation and tactile feedback.

- M4H

 

[Koing]

Originally posted by: leftyman
it is absolutely normal.

Your so aptly named for a thread like this! :thumbsup:

Koing

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Just tell her that men were created in the image of God. She is just just some old rib bone. But say it sweetly so she doesn't get mad at you.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Looney
I think we're going to need pics of them to judge how normal/abnormal they are.

You're a looney!

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Philippine Mango
I see the results, I guess it makes sense why the phrase 'suck my left nut' has become so popular..

Along with "I'd give my left nut for that" or "Costs an arm, a leg, and your left nut"

- M4H

 

[DivideBYZero]

Bollocks.

 

[Philippine Mango]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Philippine Mango
I see the results, I guess it makes sense why the phrase 'suck my left nut' has become so popular..

Along with "I'd give my left nut for that" or "Costs an arm, a leg, and your left nut"

- M4H

Thats a first, never heard that one. :laugh:

Ah nuts, can't live with em, can't live with out em...