Qualcomm's absolutely insane intro to CES 2013

[EliteRetard]

Your work? Care to explain yourself before I have you banned as being a threat to all of humanity?

Best I can do:

PROUD:

1. feeling pleasure or satisfaction over something regarded as highly honorable or creditable to oneself (often followed by of, an infinitive, or a clause).

2. having, proceeding from, or showing a high opinion of one's own dignity, importance, or superiority.

3. having or showing self-respect or self-esteem.

4. highly gratifying to the feelings or self-esteem: It was a proud day for him when his son entered college.

5. highly honorable or creditable: a proud achievement.

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WORK:

1. exertion or effort directed to produce or accomplish something; labor; toil.

2. something on which exertion or labor is expended; a task or undertaking: The students finished their work in class.

3. productive or operative activity.

4. employment, as in some form of industry, especially as a means of earning one's livelihood: to look for work.

5. one's place of employment: Don't phone him at work.

 

[destrekor]

Best I can do:

PROUD:

1. feeling pleasure or satisfaction over something regarded as highly honorable or creditable to oneself (often followed by of, an infinitive, or a clause).

2. having, proceeding from, or showing a high opinion of one's own dignity, importance, or superiority.

3. having or showing self-respect or self-esteem.

4. highly gratifying to the feelings or self-esteem: It was a proud day for him when his son entered college.

5. highly honorable or creditable: a proud achievement.

_______________________________________________

WORK:

1. exertion or effort directed to produce or accomplish something; labor; toil.

2. something on which exertion or labor is expended; a task or undertaking: The students finished their work in class.

3. productive or operative activity.

4. employment, as in some form of industry, especially as a means of earning one's livelihood: to look for work.

5. one's place of employment: Don't phone him at work.

So are you saying you helped work on some level of the show? Do something else related to it?


What are you on about, exactly?

 

[Wyndru]

The keynote actually does sum up what technology has become, so at least it was accurate.

Marketing execs must have loved this.

 

[clamum]

So are you saying you helped work on some level of the show? Do something else related to it?


What are you on about, exactly?

The more he posts, the more his username fits perfectly.

I love the silence at ~ 0:55 after "and a CEO!". What a gump. Also I want to knee that ginger kid in the back of the head.

 

[Ichinisan]

So are you saying you helped work on some level of the show? Do something else related to it?


What are you on about, exactly?

I'm still trying to find out what EliteRetard meant by that.

 

[EliteRetard]

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[amdhunter]

bwahahaha, what the hell was that? I'm sure Qualcomm put that together because they wanted it to go viral...lol