PUKED RED WINE ON GRANDMAS NEW CARPET!!

[AUMM]

here's what you do, take a knife and cut yourself, then bleed in the same area as the spilt wine, grandma will be so worried about you bleeding she'll forget the stain, problem solved

 

[MrDingleDangle]

Originally posted by: flavio

Originally posted by: BDawg
Way to leave us hanging, Ralph. Where's an update???

 

[BDawg]

For not posting any updates, I nominate Richdog for the Jerboy/CalltheFBI award.

 

[CraigRT]

Originally posted by: BDawg
For not posting any updates, I nominate Richdog for the Jerboy/CalltheFBI award.

hahah
you got my vote for that!!

 

[Steve819]

It's possible that his balls could be stuffed and mounted by now, in which case posting an update would probably not be high on the list of things to do.

 

[BDawg]

Originally posted by: Steve819
It's possible that his balls could be stuffed and mounted by now, in which case posting an update would probably not be high on the list of things to do.

Possibly...but if the kid who donated all of his sister's clothes to charity could update, so can Richdog.

 

[MrDingleDangle]

Originally posted by: BDawg

Originally posted by: Steve819
It's possible that his balls could be stuffed and mounted by now, in which case posting an update would probably not be high on the list of things to do.

Possibly...but if the kid who donated all of his sister's clothes to charity could update, so can Richdog.

lol...i must have missed that one

 

[Hammer]

pee on it!

 

[BDawg]

Update yet?

 

[flavio]

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle

Originally posted by: BDawg

Originally posted by: Steve819
It's possible that his balls could be stuffed and mounted by now, in which case posting an update would probably not be high on the list of things to do.

Possibly...but if the kid who donated all of his sister's clothes to charity could update, so can Richdog.

lol...i must have missed that one

Maybe someone could summarize that story while we wait for an update on this one?

 

[BDawg]

Originally posted by: flavio

Maybe someone could summarize that story while we wait for an update on this one?

Amazon Pasta or someone got mad at his sister for using his computer or something like that, so he took all of the clothes from her closet and took them to goodwill to donate.

Later in the day, his parents were able to get them back, but being the quality parents they are (evidenced by a kid who would take all of his sisters clothes), he didn't get in much trouble.

 

[BDawg]

Originally posted by: BDawg

Originally posted by: flavio

Maybe someone could summarize that story while we wait for an update on this one?

Amazon Pasta or someone got mad at his sister for using his computer or something like that, so he took all of the clothes from her closet and took them to goodwill to donate.

Later in the day, his parents were able to get them back, but being the quality parents they are (evidenced by a kid who would take all of his sisters clothes), he didn't get in much trouble.

Here it is. She kept taking his clothes, so he gave hers away.

 

[LuNoTiCK]

Hmm, maybe he can't update. He could be dead.

 

[KeyserSoze]

Ok, I thought I would take all the HILARIOUS responses in this thread so far, and sum them all up:

puke all over the rest of the rug making it all the same color!

Is it just me, or does the title sound like some kind of demented country western song?

Quick, buy a new carpet.

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle

Originally posted by: NumbaJuan
duct tape, that stuff is a cure all

yeah just cover it with duct tape and tell your grandma you are protecting her from terrorists

Fvck the carpet, get a new grandma!

buy her a rear projection tv or a giant cabinent as a 'present' and cover the stain with it...either that or fake your own death and pray she doesnt find you.

Tell her some naked girl on crack came running through the house and menstruated on the carpet and it was so revolting you didn't think about getting her name or taking a good look at her and you have no idea who it was.

here's what you do, take a knife and cut yourself, then bleed in the same area as the spilt wine, grandma will be so worried about you
bleeding she'll forget the stain, problem solved

It's possible that his balls could be stuffed and mounted by now, in which case posting an update would probably not be high on the list of things to do.

pee on it!

Hmm, maybe he can't update. He could be dead

KeyserSoze

 

[KeyserSoze]

*BUMP*

Cuz my post above took a long time, and no one took the time to read it.





KeyserSoze

 

[flavio]

Originally posted by: KeyserSoze
*BUMP*

Cuz my post above took a long time, and no one took the time to read it.





KeyserSoze

I appreciate your effort

 

[Sukhoi]

I read it.

 

[ProviaFan]

Originally posted by: KeyserSoze
*BUMP*

Cuz my post above took a long time, and no one took the time to read it.

KeyserSoze

Hey, I read it. It's a great summary of a long thread, and I don't have lots of time tonight. Great thread, anyway. Thanks for the summary!

 

[MrDingleDangle]

Originally posted by: KeyserSoze
*BUMP*

Cuz my post above took a long time, and no one took the time to read it.





KeyserSoze

haha...not as good as an update, but pretty close

 

[dxkj]

wth, we never got a response on this?

 

[Spac3d]

Originally posted by: dxkj
wth, we never got a response on this?

ya I demand an update.

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: freegeeks

Pour white wine on it? Never heard that one... got some though if anyone can confirm it actually works...

I confirm this -- it actually works. This was mentioned somewhere on the procter and gamble website. It's very important not to use cheap white wine. It only starts working if the white wine is at least a $10-15 bottle.

i heard it has to be $28 a bottle and up

 

[MrDingleDangle]

Booo this man for no update

 

[MisfitsFiend]

UPDATE.....UPDATE.....UPDATE.....

yeah just cover it with duct tape and tell your grandma you are protecting her from terrorists

LOL!!!

-mf

 

[ProviaFan]

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
Booo this man for no update

We're probably not going to get one, since his grandma presumably whacked his head clean off his body, as if it were a golf ball.