PSA: When a job interviewer says, "Tell me something unique about yourself" ...

[deftron]

Don't answer, "My fingerprints"

 

[Mr. Lennon]

Every time a full moon comes around I turn into this wolf monster thing. It is pretty crazy man.

 

[Barfo]

I was on the verge of thinking about chuckling.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Why not? A stupid question lifted from a manual deserves an equally stupid answer. Make the HR guys work for their money.

 

[deftron]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Why not? A stupid question lifted from a manual deserves an equally stupid answer. Make the HR guys work for their money.

I was thinking the same thing, but the lady wasn't on the same page.

 

[Newbian]

Mention you have 3 testicles.

 

[wiredspider]

Originally posted by: deftron
Don't answer, "My fingerprints"

lol good one

 

[novasatori]

Originally posted by: Newbian
Mention you have 3 testicles.

I'll be sure to say "Pfft you thought that last guy with 3 testicles was unique? I have four."

"Oh, he didn't say that's why he's unique? Well... I still have four."

 

[Zee]

Originally posted by: deftron

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Why not? A stupid question lifted from a manual deserves an equally stupid answer. Make the HR guys work for their money.

I was thinking the same thing, but the lady wasn't on the same page.

she would make a great lawyer, engineer or programmer.

 

[silverpig]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

*Don't say, doin' your wife. Don't say doin' your wife.*

Doin' your... son?

 

[frostedflakes]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Why not? A stupid question lifted from a manual deserves an equally stupid answer. Make the HR guys work for their money.

:thumbsup:

 

[randay]

if woman: i have an 18 inch penis
if man: i have no gag reflex

 

[takeru]

say you can invert your nipples... at will...

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: randay
if woman: i have an 18 inch penis
if man: i have no gag reflex

The only problem with both is you have to prove it. 🙁

 

[techs]

I'm a lifer on ATOT

 

[dmw16]

I think the fingerprint thing is clever. if I were giving a series of interviews and someone gave me that answer I'd remember them and actually be more inclined to hire them I think

 

[Jeff7]

My position in space and time is unique, and no one can ever take that away from me.

Originally posted by: Newbian
Mention you have 3 testicles.

Reminds me of Mr. Manly, from some radio show:

<Talking to a "highly attractive" female psychologist>

"I bet you see nuts all day. Well take a gander at these!"


And then he of course sustains some normally-fatal injury as a result.

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: deftron
Don't answer, "My fingerprints"

how about "dental records" or "criminal record"

those worth a shot?

 

[JDMnAR1]

"out of all the people you are interviewing, I am the only one you are going to hire"

 

[MotionMan]

I am unique, just like everyone else.

MotionMan

 

[darkxshade]

I made the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs?

 

[sdifox]

I don't have any good answers to that question. They are really not interested in your answer, rather how you answered it.

I go with humour if I have to.

 

[acheron]

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it.

 

[JDub02]

third nipple?

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

That's a ridiculous questions, and anyone who asks it deserves to be smacked.