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PSA: Dont bring a hotdog into a work meeting

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QueBert said:
Dipshit I hate Venus I like her sister, and regardless of what you think of Serena. You offering to sit in your bathtub with another dude and fart for him is gayer a MAN liking a WOMAN regardless of who the WOMAN is. And no, I'm not a homophobe I have gay friends even, I had disliked for you ages before it stuck me that you're a homosexual. And while she might be more manly than you, I assure you no female is more manly than me.

Quit hinting and just come out the closet already.
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Wow, go you.

Do you even have black friends as well?
 
rudeguy said:
top or bottom?
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Uhh well I'm not gay so if you're asking about me I cannot answer. If you're asking about him because you're interested, he likes to be on top. But I must warn you his old boyfriend told me one time his dick's about as big as the Hotdog OCguy was fantasizing about being a dick while he was eating it.

If I was a gay I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of a near foot long dong. I can get his FB info for you if you want, he's currently single.
 
^ Someone needs to look up the word "projection." Haha.

My suspicions about you Riverside guys are confirmed...
 
QueBert said:
Uhh well I'm not gay so if you're asking about me I cannot answer. If you're asking about him because you're interested, he likes to be on top. But I must warn you his old boyfriend told me one time his dick's about as big as the Hotdog OCguy was fantasizing about being a dick while he was eating it.

If I was a gay I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of a near foot long dong. I can get his FB info for you if you want, he's currently single.
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Wait, you tracked one of the OP's ex boyfriends down and then discussed his sexual preferences and you claim you're not gay?
 
WelshBloke said:
Wait, you tracked one of the OP's ex boyfriends down and then discussed his sexual preferences and you claim you're not gay?
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Nope, back when they were together I was playing Xbox with him and I asked him what gay people thought of straight porn because I was curious what he would say. Well, he went on to tell me about how his man should be in porn and told me how big his dick was. Sometimes awkward conversations come up and you learn shit you didn't even ask about. It wasn't a long involved talk, it was a few lines after which I promptly STFU and went back to playing Madden with him.
 
QueBert said:
Nope, back when they were together I was playing Xbox with him and I asked him what gay people thought of straight porn because I was curious what he would say. Well, he went on to tell me about how his man should be in porn and told me how big his dick was. Sometimes awkward conversations come up and you learn shit you didn't even ask about. It wasn't a long involved talk, it was a few lines after which I promptly STFU and went back to playing Madden with him.
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This event is still etched strongly in your memory isnt it.

Was this a long time ago?

Are you married?

Do you have a fear of commitment with the opposite sex?

Do you set unreasonable levels of partners attractiveness?

Maybe you shouldn't have STFU and continued the conversation.
 
WelshBloke said:
This event is still etched strongly in your memory isnt it.

Was this a long time ago?

Are you married?

Do you have a fear of commitment with the opposite sex?

Do you set unreasonable levels of partners attractiveness?

Maybe you shouldn't have STFU and continued the conversation.
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I have the memory of an elephant, I could bring up any conversation I've had in detail pretty much. I would say this one is even more so because I was expecting to hear a response of "fuck no!" with him laughing. It caught me off guard so... It wasn't that long ago, it was the day Madden 2011 came out Which was uhh, August 11th 2010 IIRC.
 
QueBert said:
I have the memory of an elephant, I could bring up any conversation I've had in detail pretty much. I would say this one is even more so because I was expecting to hear a response of "fuck no!" with him laughing. It caught me off guard so... It wasn't that long ago, it was the day Madden 2011 came out Which was uhh, August 11th 2010 IIRC.
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I cant help noticing that you are avoiding the issue that may be relevant to your wellbeing.

Do you find yourself voicing an opinion 'just to be different' or 'to stir things up'.

Do you think this need for attention is linked to your avoidance of facing your gender issues?
 
OCGuy said:
Had a pretty important lunch meeting today with the other underwriters and company owners. Its Friday so we had a company BBQ. So of course I grab a footlong dog that sticks out both sides of the bun by far.

I swear everyone was watching me wrap my mouth around the thick and bulbous weiner each time I took a delicious bite. I know what they were thinking 🙁


Moral of the story: Grab a burger.
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you need to learn how to play the office politics game. next time you want to eat a foot long weiner, grab a couple completely gay/flamer prostitutes to come into the meeting and have crazy sex in front of everyone. no one will notice you then. oh and if any do notice, outsource the jobs of those that do.
 
OCGuy said:
Had a pretty important lunch meeting today with the other underwriters and company owners. Its Friday so we had a company BBQ. So of course I grab a footlong dog that sticks out both sides of the bun by far.

I swear everyone was watching me wrap my mouth around his thick and bulbous weiner each time I took a delicious bite. I know what they were thinking 🙁


Moral of the story: Grab a burger.
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Admit it, that wasn't the first time either was it. 😉
 
Mike Gayner said:
Man, my brother was right, Quebert really is a suspiciously insecure person.
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He was probably talking about himself, nothing else explains how he blew up simply because I posted how much I pay for my clothes. He even got a week vacation from it. Your brother's the last person you should listen to, about anything basically...
 
QueBert said:
He was probably talking about himself, nothing else explains how he blew up simply because I posted how much I pay for my clothes. He even got a week vacation from it. Your brother's the last person you should listen to, about anything basically...
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Hmmm, so you have a deep interest in mens fashion as well as chatting to strange men that you know are gay about their sex lives?

:sneaky:
 
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