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PSA: Dont bring a hotdog into a work meeting

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OCGuy

Lifer
Had a pretty important lunch meeting today with the other underwriters and company owners. Its Friday so we had a company BBQ. So of course I grab a footlong dog that sticks out both sides of the bun by far.

I swear everyone was watching me wrap my mouth around the thick and bulbous weiner each time I took a delicious bite. I know what they were thinking 🙁


Moral of the story: Grab a burger.
 
PSA:
If you are ever late for ANYTHING, do not show up with a bag of fast food or 7-11 coffee & donuts. It just makes you look lazy and non-punctual, even if theres a good reason.
Unless you are the boss of course, then fuck everyone else.
 
so...so far today OP has said that his doc gives him prostate exams without using his hands and now this.

Just come out and say it OP...








you like Glee don't you?
 
D1gger said:
So now it's a threesome with her boss.
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He said SO and not female for a good reason. He has said some of the most gay sounding shit ever on here. Besides this thread, the other day he offered to sit in another mans bath tub and fart so it would be like a jacuzzi tub. To even joke like that is beyond questionable.
 
QueBert said:
He said SO and not female for a good reason. He has said some of the most gay sounding shit ever on here. Besides this thread, the other day he offered to sit in another mans bath tub and fart so it would be like a jacuzzi tub. To even joke like that is beyond questionable.
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The offer still stands if you are interested.



This all you guys got today? I expect so much more.
 
QueBert said:
He said SO and not female for a good reason. He has said some of the most gay sounding shit ever on here. Besides this thread, the other day he offered to sit in another mans bath tub and fart so it would be like a jacuzzi tub. To even joke like that is beyond questionable.
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LMFAO!


I demand a link
 
We had a team meeting with popsicles once. It was weird to see a bunch of grown men sucking on popsicles.
 
OCGuy said:
Are you a homophobe now?

Sorry, but you said you think Venus Williams is attractive. That is more man than me and you combined.
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Dipshit I hate Venus I like her sister, and regardless of what you think of Serena. You offering to sit in your bathtub with another dude and fart for him is gayer a MAN liking a WOMAN regardless of who the WOMAN is. And no, I'm not a homophobe I have gay friends even, I had disliked for you ages before it stuck me that you're a homosexual. And while she might be more manly than you, I assure you no female is more manly than me.

Quit hinting and just come out the closet already.
 
shortylickens said:
PSA:
If you are ever late for ANYTHING, do not show up with a bag of fast food or 7-11 coffee & donuts. It just makes you look lazy and non-punctual, even if theres a good reason.
Unless you are the boss of course, then fuck everyone else.
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Hey, if I'm on my break, I'm on my break.

If you want me to turn up to a dumb meeting I'm bringing my lunch and I'm probably not going to pay any attention.

Next time tell me in advance and don't schedule it when I'm doing something important.
 
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