Prom - how do people not get laid?

[GasX]

Originally posted by: Barack Obama

Originally posted by: LongCoolMother

Originally posted by: zanejohnson
ATOT loo, the people on here were the people who were total nerds in high school for the most part, there's a few people who were possibly popular in high school, but they are few, trust me, i can tell by the way they type... i for one was "popular" i was the party animal knew everyone on compus type, i got laid plenty of times.... i think i was had at least 12 girls under my belt when i graduated....

oh my god. this is an awesome post. i can't stop laughing. :thumbsup:

:heart:atot

My thoughts exactly :laugh:

Whenever I think, "paragon of cool, hip & popularity", I think of someone other than zanejohnson.

 

[E equals MC2]

Originally posted by: jaqie

Originally posted by: E equals MC2
Thank you for sparing us.

I've been sexually arounsed at like 5. How the hell are you asexual at 16? I was a raging horndog at that age.

Actually I was pretty asexual until around 20. As I have mentioned in certain posts before, I was born with all kinds of birth defects, one of which was that I had to have my reproductive organs removed when I was very young (a few years old) to keep me from dying... and at puberty I had to start taking hormones. I found out later that the one in charge of my hormones was a complete moron, and my body is naturally resistant to them so I require more for the same effect. This messed up dose I took for years had many effects, some quite bad - one of the less physically but more socially devastating was me being asexual and not really having any breast development till I was 20 and got the misdoses corrected. Of course, by then the wrong dose had some other effects on me... and here I am babbling again, but I think you get the general idea.

Ah.. sorry in that case.

I thought you were just one of those socially inept ATOT dorks who play CS all day, gross girls out and be tough as shit on internet.

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: yllus
I don't know a single woman who lost her virginity on her prom night.

the ones that got some on prom night had already lost theirs that i knew of, and my girl and i went without any expectations. we didnt "get any" and had a great time, and dated for a little over 3 years during high school.

that apparently wasnt the sole purpose for going to prom.

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: Siddhartha

Originally posted by: alkemyst
I am not talking about the dudes that think it's still cool not to like girls and just show up to cause problems.

How can you take a date to a prom (talking high school, not junior high...although for some this applies younger) and not end up in a car, house or room?

I have been hearing peoples plans and experiences left and right now and I swear I'd have killed myself knowing that was all I was looking at.

I am sure someone out there is planning to get to prom, get out as quick as possible to go home and play GTA4...meanwhile their chick told her friends "tonight is the night"

fail.

A. Nothing is guaranteed.
B. Okay besides death, nothing is guaranteed.

taxes

death and taxes actually dissbanded last week

 

[jaqie]

Originally posted by: E equals MC2
Ah.. sorry in that case.
I thought you were just one of those socially inept ATOT dorks who play CS all day, gross girls out and be tough as shit on internet.

LOL nope I am a woman with lots of problems. Thanks, I guess?

For the record I hate CS ever since my X fiance tried to get me into it and when I was winning someone came THROUGH THE CELING and shot me down. I tend to stay away from internet FPS games ever since then, only once in a while breaking that habit.

Tough? i have a thin skin in some ways, but Ive learned to deal with the kind of things on forums... I learned to survive in forums at the hardforums.

 

[rasczak]

Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
I think you've watched American Pie a few too many times

what is this Aremcian Pie you speak of? is it like warm apple pie?

 

[E equals MC2]

Originally posted by: jaqie

Originally posted by: E equals MC2
Ah.. sorry in that case.
I thought you were just one of those socially inept ATOT dorks who play CS all day, gross girls out and be tough as shit on internet.

LOL nope I am a woman with lots of problems. Thanks, I guess?

For the record I hate CS ever since my X fiance tried to get me into it and when I was winning someone came THROUGH THE CELING and shot me down. I tend to stay away from internet FPS games ever since then, only once in a while breaking that habit.

Tough? i have a thin skin in some ways, but Ive learned to deal with the kind of things on forums... I learned to survive in forums at the hardforums.

I like you already. :beer:

 

[jaqie]

*snicker*

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: Siddhartha

Originally posted by: alkemyst
I am not talking about the dudes that think it's still cool not to like girls and just show up to cause problems.

How can you take a date to a prom (talking high school, not junior high...although for some this applies younger) and not end up in a car, house or room?

I have been hearing peoples plans and experiences left and right now and I swear I'd have killed myself knowing that was all I was looking at.

I am sure someone out there is planning to get to prom, get out as quick as possible to go home and play GTA4...meanwhile their chick told her friends "tonight is the night"

fail.

A. Nothing is guaranteed.
B. Okay besides death, nothing is guaranteed.

taxes

death and taxes actually dissbanded last week

and the news was followed by a million other guilds posting "and we care why?" lol nice wow reference.

 

[XxPrOdiGyxX]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson
ATOT loo, the people on here were the people who were total nerds in high school for the most part, there's a few people who were possibly popular in high school, but they are few, trust me, i can tell by the way they type... i for one was "popular" i was the party animal knew everyone on compus type, i got laid plenty of times.... i think i was had at least 12 girls under my belt when i graduated....

and here you stand before us, now, a winner at life.

 

[Duddy]

Originally posted by: Mide
If the girl doesn't put out, you don't get some. Simple as that.

Unless of course, you know, your a rapist.

Disclaimer: Rape is not a joke. LOL