Prom - how do people not get laid?

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
A. Have you been to prom?

B. I didn't go to prom weekend, and my date was also a prude.

I skipped prom because we never left bed.

It's clear though most of the responders above must have did prom wrong though.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: fuzzybabybunny
Some people just don't find these artificial formalized situations all that special. I know I didn't give a damn about prom, but ended up going because everyone else was. Didn't make it special in any way.

it's a celebration of a year done. If you had nothing to celebrate stay home.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Sumguy
Um...because not all women have their legs open wider than a sharks mouth?

What does that have to do with taking your girlfriend to prom? You don't like to mess around with her or think she is cheap because she may like sex?

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: AccruedExpenditure
Says the man w/ 24k posts since 2001, lol

says someone that can't do what they'd like during the day.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: fuzzybabybunny
Some people just don't find these artificial formalized situations all that special. I know I didn't give a damn about prom, but ended up going because everyone else was. Didn't make it special in any way.

My gf and I didn't go to prom. Dweebs and nerds went to prom.
We went to dinner then fucked on the beach. Another couple were walking along the beach and got pretty close to us. When they realized what was happening the turned around and walked away, giggling. (no they didn't see my junk)
Ah, Tahoe memories.

dude when you were in school they still had outhouses.

 

[Captante]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i wonder if you have any real friends in life.

:laugh:

 

[potato28]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: fuzzybabybunny
Some people just don't find these artificial formalized situations all that special. I know I didn't give a damn about prom, but ended up going because everyone else was. Didn't make it special in any way.

My gf and I didn't go to prom. Dweebs and nerds went to prom.
We went to dinner then fucked on the beach. Another couple were walking along the beach and got pretty close to us. When they realized what was happening the turned around and walked away, giggling. (no they didn't see my junk)
Ah, Tahoe memories.

dude when you were in school they still had outhouses.

:laugh:!!!

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Captante

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i wonder if you have any real friends in life.

:laugh:

well actually yes. Sorry it can happen once you leave your house.

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: bolomite

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon
because not everyone's goal is to get laid?

LIES!!!

hey, i got no beef if that *is* your goal, cause i'm sure plenty of people plan to get smashed, laid, or both afterwards

but not everyone does

 

[sjwaste]

Originally posted by: TruePaige
Yeah..in my experience most people were far too out of it from the after-party. Hard to have sex passed out.

..Unless you are creepy.

Emphasis mine.

 

[DrPizza]

Amazing that the OP's attitude is that the girl is expected to "give it up" after an expensive date. Well, there are plenty of people who think and behave that way, so to each his own.

 

[xanis]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
Amazing that the OP's attitude is that the girl is expected to "give it up" after an expensive date. Well, there are plenty of people who think and behave that way, so to each his own.

Sad, but true. If a man and a woman are in a relationship only for expensive dates and sex, then they're in it for all the wrong reasons.

 

[Injury]

So... you're like... 30 and married and curious about high school kids' sexual habits after formal functions?

That's "Creepy Old Man" stuff right there.

 

[SuperFreaky]

Originally posted by: Injury
So... you're like... 30 and married and curious about high school kids' sexual habits after formal functions?

That's "Creepy Old Man" stuff right there.

ouch

 

[spittledip]

Prom - how do people not get laid?

Um.. not every girl is a whore and not every guy is a "playa" jackass.

 

[Saint Nick]

i just went to prom to have fun and have fun hanging out with my friends. at that point in my life i could have given a damn about getting laid. thats was the summer following your senior year is for.

 

[Excelsior]

The girl I went with...well, neither of us really thought of each other in that way. We just went so we could have our picture taken, please the parents, and go hang out at someones house party later that night. Never entered my mind.

 

[child of wonder]

Didn't get laid because I didn't go. Went to a prom with a female friend the year after I graduated but had zero interest in her (she asked me, a friend, to go with her so you do the math why I wasn't into her).

After attending that prom I realized I didn't miss out on anything when I was in school.

 

[nageov3t]

couldn't go to prom with my boyfriend, so I went with a girl that I was friends with. after the prom, we went to a diner, hung out for a couple hours being stupid kids, and then I went home and went to bed.

it was pretty easy, really.

 

[RESmonkey]

Originally posted by: loki8481
couldn't go to prom with my boyfriend, so I went with a girl that I was friends with. after the prom, we went to a diner, hung out for a couple hours being stupid kids, and then I went home and went to bed.

it was pretty easy, really.

School doesn't allow same sex prom dates, eh?

 

[Mardeth]

What if you had date you didnt want to have sex with??

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: spittledip

Prom - how do people not get laid?

Um.. not every girl is a whore and not every guy is a "playa" jackass.

That's funny...so if you are dating a girl and want sex you are a playa jackass and if she wants sex she is a whore?

What do you do on dates, linear algebra?

that's hawt!

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: SuperFreaky

Originally posted by: Injury
So... you're like... 30 and married and curious about high school kids' sexual habits after formal functions?

That's "Creepy Old Man" stuff right there.

ouch

ummm not interested really, just hearing it. Nice reference to another thread though.

Listening to a kid is different than trying to get them in bed.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
Amazing that the OP's attitude is that the girl is expected to "give it up" after an expensive date. Well, there are plenty of people who think and behave that way, so to each his own.

WTF does expensive date have to do with it?

 

[misle]

I was dating and sleeping with the same girl for my Junior and Senior prom, yet I didn't get laid either time. Junior prom, she had a really nice dress and I don't think she wanted to take it off in the car and neither one of our houses were fuck-friendly that night. Senior prom happen to coincide with her period. Sucks (yeah, didn't get that either).