• We’re currently investigating an issue related to the forum theme and styling that is impacting page layout and visual formatting. The problem has been identified, and we are actively working on a resolution. There is no impact to user data or functionality, this is strictly a front-end display issue. We’ll post an update once the fix has been deployed. Thanks for your patience while we get this sorted.

Prison names

Page 2 - Seeking answers? Join the AnandTech community: where nearly half-a-million members share solutions and discuss the latest tech.
Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS
Let's make no mistake about it. I would not fare well in prison.

First of all I am the type of guy that guards would tell the other inmates I'm a child molester, just for giggles. I just look Metro (pretty, well-groomed, fabulous sense of style), and there's no getting around it, so it won't be hard for inmates to be taken by such a sham story. Afterall the average IQ of inmates is somewhat less than at a tech forum; easy sell.
Secondly I have a big mouth. Some of you may have noticed I'm have little sense of courtesy or decorum, and some of you have even accused me of being "online", but I assure you, I act identically in public. It wouldn't be long before I'd rub someone the wrong way. I hear many criminals these days frown on being labeled a moron; true or not... So much for science.

In light of these traits, I think my prison name should be Off2Men. That way when the inevitable occurs, and I am beaten, at least I can have a chortle at someone else's expense.
Click to expand...

Actually, you'd be rubbing a lot of people the right way 😉
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

TRENDING THREADS

Back
Top