Prison names

[SphinxnihpS]

Originally posted by: Xylitol

Originally posted by: CraKaJaX
Mike Hawk

i think Mike Hunt would fit you more nicely

Since Farang screwed this up...


It should have been:

"You could just ask him on a date?"

or

"Might be a tad large."

...ahhh wit. Sigh.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS
Let's make no mistake about it. I would not fare well in prison.

First of all I am the type of guy that guards would tell the other inmates I'm a child molester, just for giggles. I just look Metro (pretty, well-groomed, fabulous sense of style), and there's no getting around it, so it won't be hard for inmates to be taken by such a sham story. Afterall the average IQ of inmates is somewhat less than at a tech forum; easy sell.
Secondly I have a big mouth. Some of you may have noticed I'm have little sense of courtesy or decorum, and some of you have even accused me of being "online", but I assure you, I act identically in public. It wouldn't be long before I'd rub someone the wrong way. I hear many criminals these days frown on being labeled a moron; true or not... So much for science.

In light of these traits, I think my prison name should be Off2Men. That way when the inevitable occurs, and I am beaten, at least I can have a chortle at someone else's expense.

Actually, you'd be rubbing a lot of people the right way

 

[l0cke]

Ben Dover

 

[Farang]

Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS
I just look Metro (pretty, well-groomed, fabulous sense of style

lol.. i bet you'd love prison

 

[amish]

diarrhea, because who wants to screw with the shits?

 

[amdhunter]

Chief