Press Secretary Sean Spicer's longevity.

[Bumrush99]

Fake news. Spicer was a victim of the fake news media questioning the president, Saturday Night Live making fun of him and a vast conspiracy by Obama era justice department officials and Hillary satanic spies.

Spicer is the victim here.

 

[ivwshane]

Ahahahahhaahahhaa!!!

 

[Homerboy]

Come on Spicey... start writing those memoirs...

 

[Homerboy]

I voted 6 months. What do I win?

 

[Thebobo]

Also read he actually resigned in protest because of the new communications director hire?

 

[ivwshane]

I voted 6 months. What do I win?

A really, really, really, shitty president!

 

[Pens1566]

The fun part (other than people here being prescient): this shoots down Trump's claims that it's all smooth sailing. I mean, everyone who isn't a Trump cheerleader knows that, but it's hard for the administration to maintain that particular lie when Spicer bailed in protest.

Nonsense. It's a well oiled machine. But, that machine is a meat grinder.

 

[Homerboy]

A really, really, really, shitty president!

Can I trade for what's behind door #3?
PleASe!?!?!

 

[ivwshane]

Nonsense. It's a well oiled machine. But, that machine is a meat grinder.

I was thinking more of a Jack in the box than a meat grinder. Seeing as how he's a Russian puppet who pops up unexpectedly to make an ass of himself only to have his handlers put him back in the box until he gets cranked up again.

 

[J.Wilkins]

So I'm going to vote "earlier today".

 

[ivwshane]

Can I trade for what's behind door #3?
PleASe!?!?!

Sure but you know it's going to be another ass!

 

[HomerJS]

The fun part (other than people here being prescient): this shoots down Trump's claims that it's all smooth sailing. I mean, everyone who isn't a Trump cheerleader knows that, but it's hard for the administration to maintain that particular lie when Spicer bailed in protest.

BULLSHIT! The White House is running perfectly!!

 

[UNCjigga]

I'm glad we can all still have a few laughs while the republic goes down in flames. At this rate, we are mere days away from another Saturday Night Massacre, only this time I wonder if Trump will declare martial law and deputize every card-carrying member of the NRA to help keep "law and order"???

I need to work on my escape to Canada plan...I also need to have a beer. Fvck it, it's Friday, :30 rolled around early today.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I was hoping someone would make a mock up of this, but alas...
Anywho... so long spicey, maybe someday you can redeem yourself

 

[UNCjigga]

I was hoping someone would make a mock up of this, but alas...
Anywho... so long spicey, maybe someday you can redeem yourself

Time to flip through your media Rolodex and dish it, Spicey. Tell us all--what was it really like to work in the Trump White House? Get those book deals lined up...

 

[Homerboy]

BULLSHIT! The White House is running perfectly!!

 

[zzyzxroad]

I wonder where Spicey goes next...

Hopefully the interview circuit.

 

[UNCjigga]

Hopefully the interview circuit.

Or Mueller's office...

 

[Bumrush99]

Hopefully the interview circuit.

Fat chance. The Trumptards on the right are only interested in protecting their agenda, even if it means making a deal with the devil. The ends always justify the means for conservative hypocrites. Spicer won't spill any beans as he believes that Trump is a conduit to their endgame. Until he is no longer useful.

 

[J.Wilkins]

So I'm going to vote "earlier today".

OK, so it seems I was right, what do I win?

 

[CrackRabbit]

Looks like the Snekretary finally had enough, eh?

 

[ch33zw1z]

Snektacular. on to the next numbskull.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

"goddammit, he what??!!? That means I am the only.. oh, fml..."

 

[wirelessenabled]

Good job ATOT! Nailed the 6 months for poor Spicey.

Everybody who voted for 6 months wins a day of reprieve from having to listen to Sarah H.S.

 

[sonoma1993]

Aaand...he's out! Replaced by, and you can't even make this stuff up anymore...Anthony Scaramucci! Because hey, adding another billionaire to the White House payroll just makes sense? And bonus points...he indirectly got 3 CNN employees fired, so I guess that's a communications "win" in Trump's book?

Sarah Huckabee Sanders, thanks for playing along, but you should've known you'd get passed up for a promotion, because you have a) a vagina, and b) don't meet Trump's beauty standards based on a).

That an odd person to select to be a communication director for the white house.. What does a hedge fund manager know about being a communication director? I don't know about you guys I would think a competent President would pick someone that has a background in communication. But then again this is President Trump we are talking about. Nothing surprises me anymore regarding the unqualified people he selects for his administration.