Predict the information minister's next quote

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groovepapa

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I would actually like to see a paratrooper flat out land on him while he's talking...with a "Hi Mom" sign, of course.

BTW: That just reminded me...

A man and his son go out to throw the pigskin around every day until the boy is 8.

Then the man takes his son down to sign up for the local junior football team.

The man takes the boy to practice, watches him, encourages him, motivates him.

The man gets the boy better equipment, pays for his medical bills, and eventually pays his tuition to college.

The man never misses a game and keeps every article from the newspaper about his son.

When the boy catches the touchdown pass that won his school the championship game, he excitedly hurries to the camera and yells "Hi Mom!"
 

apoppin

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Originally posted by: groovepapa
I would actually like to see a paratrooper flat out land on him while he's talking...with a "Hi Mom" sign, of course.

BTW: That just reminded me...

A man and his son go out to throw the pigskin around every day until the boy is 8.

Then the man takes his son down to sign up for the local junior football team.

The man takes the boy to practice, watches him, encourages him, motivates him.

The man gets the boy better equipment, pays for his medical bills, and eventually pays his tuition to college.

The man never misses a game and keeps every article from the newspaper about his son.

When the boy catches the touchdown pass that won his school the championship game, he excitedly hurries to the camera and yells "Hi Mom!"
NOW I know WHY American Football will NEVER replace (Soccer) football in Iraq. ;)

:Q

But the "Hi Mom" sign at the Info Minister's conference paints a very funny picture.
 

exp

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Did everyone see that little 2-minute short CNN did about the Information Minister? It was kind of a mini-bio pic...pretty funny stuff. The best part was when he gave reporters a tour of his "living area"--it turns out he sleeps on a mattress on the floor of his office in the Ministry of Info building. LOL :D

 

milagro

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Originally posted by: exp
Did everyone see that little 2-minute short CNN did about the Information Minister? It was kind of a mini-bio pic...pretty funny stuff. The best part was when he gave reporters a tour of his "living area"--it turns out he sleeps on a mattress on the floor of his office in the Ministry of Info building. LOL :D

Missed that..would like to see it...and I haven't heard any new hits from the creative one lately....