Originally posted by: krunchykrome
So, here's the setup. I take my girlfriend to the lake at night when it's dark. There are restaurants around and there are walking paths nearby. Anyways, her and I will be walking casually for a little stroll in the path.
My friend will be hiding in the path. He's gonna be dressed in all black with a black mask. He'll also be carrying a fake knife and some fake blood.
Out of nowhere, he'll jump out at me with the knife. Naturally, my gf will stand back and scream and be scared while him and I fake wrestle to the ground. This is where he pretends to stab me and squirts the fake blood everywhere. Then he gets up and walks slowly towards my scared to death girlfriend.
Thats where I discover that she actually has a ccw permit and carries a glock 17 which she uses to blow away my ninja friend, not sure how I never noticed it before
DainBramaged
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If you have to ask:disgust:
Why just yesterday I stood frozen for five minutes in zombie pose outside the bathroom my wife was in. I got a cramp in my leg, but hearing my wife scream was well worth it
so is there an ending or what? what happened? and if you are going to do something like this you might as well beat him up instead.. and play yourself as the hero
Jeff7
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Maybe not quite the most retarded thing, but it's up there.
Ooh, ooh, next, while she's taking a shower, throw a hairdryer in to her that's rigged with pyrotechnics so she thinks it's going to kill her. It'll be hilarious!
Next, find a squirrel, open up its skull, and replace your brain with its brain, and enjoy your new intelligence upgrade.
Alternate ending: In an ironic coincidence, someone happens to be hiding in a different bush, ready to disembowel the next person who walks by, which happens to be you. You rush forward, ready to wrestle a friend with a rubber knife, only to find a psycho wielding a real stainless steel blade. Unfortunately, the manner in which this discovery is made happens to be at the exact moment it begins penetrating into your chest. The time that follows gives you time to reflect on the fact that you may, possibly, be just a little bit stupid
I just ran this scenario by my girlfriend.
She says if ur gf is the goofy kinds she probably wont break up with u but there is a very good chance that she is gonna be scarred for a while and will get nightmares and all that shiat. One thing for sure u wont be laughing after it over.
peace
She says if ur gf is the goofy kinds she probably wont break up with u but there is a very good chance that she is gonna be scarred for a while and will get nightmares and all that shiat. One thing for sure u wont be laughing after it over.
peace
Shens. Nobody can be stupid enough to think this is a good idea for a prank. I just can't believe anyone would be that stupid.
While I admit I would be amused if I was watching and knew what was going on, there are just so many obvious things that can go wrong that you'd have to be a complete idiot to not realize.
While I admit I would be amused if I was watching and knew what was going on, there are just so many obvious things that can go wrong that you'd have to be a complete idiot to not realize.
yeah. the experience will be genuinely tramatizing to her. she will not think it was funny, even in retrospect.
it would be a tremendously selfish and mean-spirited thing for you to do.
If the setup is going to be that elaborate then you might as well call up scare tactics because they would be able to make sure nothing else went wrong. Plust thousands of other people would be able to see it
cKGunslinger
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whats that quote from billy madison that ends with "every person in the room is now stupidier by what you said" or something.
yes it would be funny, but god damn she would probably feed you in your sleep after that. I think you should reconsider and change it to something like, farting on her or soemthing
yes it would be funny, but god damn she would probably feed you in your sleep after that. I think you should reconsider and change it to something like, farting on her or soemthing
EKKC
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same here. i saw this thread a few days ago but never clicked on it assuming of its stupidity. but since its crazy hot here i'll do something crazy, but not as crazy as reading all 10 pages. so did he do it? or is he posting YAGT already? "Pulled prank on GF. she now wants to break up... wTF was so wrong???!!!?!?!!1one"
No, I didn't do it. But Im always up for a good prank and Im willing to consider all suggestions.
HeroOfPellinor
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