Post your scale of jail time for crime here

[Braznor]

Drug abuse : zero
Pedos eath
Everything else : negotiable.

 

[isekii]

Drug Abuse : Slave labor
Pedo's: Death
Murderers: Death
Robbery : cut off an arm

 

[Ryan]

I'm with you on the drug abuse thing - I'd rather see the money spent on the war on drugs go to rehab clinics, and other related services. I just don't believe in jailing people over what they choose to put in their body. Now, you go on a meth binge and kill a group of kids or something, then you're fair game for killing them, but if you want to cook some cells on your own time, I don't have a problem.

Pedos - I think severe isolation from society should suffice, same for murderers, etc. No death penalty - I'm against it for other reasons, but you can be sure I'd deal out the most severe life sentence possible.

 

[theeedude]

Drug Abuse: Death
Pedos: Death
Jaywalking: Death
Illegal Immigration: Death
DUI: Death

 

[Random Variable]

Having sex with a picnic table: nothing
Mass murder: death
Everything else: Pizza Party!!!

 

[Xylitol]

hard drug abuse (ie: cocaine / meth): 1 year
light drug use (ie: weed): none
pedophile: 30 years
murderer: death / life in jail
illegal immigrant: deported to an island

 

[thedarkwolf]

Rick Rolling: Death by Rick Rolling

 

[AnnonUSA]

Sending Spam: 10 years or 3 times your total profit for the year.
Writing or Creating Viruses and Spyware: Death

 

[JJChicken]

Originally posted by: thedarkwolf
Rick Rolling: Death by Rick Rolling

:laugh:

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

Breeding without a license: 1 year + community service
Blatant Child Abuse: death

And spanking != child abuse.

 

[Colt45]

Violent crime = hard labour.

 

[IEC]

Drug Abuse: Community service, education.
Pedo's: Lock in cell, throw away key.
Murderers: Break both arms, life of hard labor.
Robbery: Break one arm, hard labor.
Theft: Break one arm, hard labor.

 

[JPB]

Originally posted by: thedarkwolf
Rick Rolling: Death by Rick Rolling

:laugh:

 

[Beev]

You guys are confusing pedo's with child molesters. Just saying...

I liked xylitol's

hard drug abuse (ie: cocaine / meth): 1 year
light drug use (ie: weed): none
child molester: 60 years
murderer: death
illegal immigrant: deported to an island with absolutely no hope of leaving said island

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Child molesters, murderers (excluding murder for self-defense) and rapists: death by torture
Harddrug use / alcoholics: Forced rehab
Softdrug use: none
Theft / vandalism: hard labour to earn back the damages, then chop off or break an arm (don't do it in advance, or they wont be able to work as hard!)
Starting a war under false pretences: death by torture
Being an extremist and/or right-wing (where I decide who is or is not extremist or right-wing): death, possibly quick to minimalize the chances of escape.

Edit: Oh, and a very slow death by torture for those who make ringtone commercials, telemarketeers, spammers and RIAA members.

 

[clamum]

Death for every crime!

 

[FDF12389]

Wearing too much makeup: 90 days rehab (Death for anyone with the last name clinton)
Sending dumb emails: Death
Taking up two parking spots: 30 min. of intense beating.
Selling sour/spoiled grapefruit: Shot dead
Having an obnoxious ringtone: 30 days imprisonment.
Pedos: Death by torture.
Driving more than 7 MPH under the speed limit: Death

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Stupidity that doesn't make me laugh (anything I determine to be stupid falls under this category): Draw and quarter
Stupid commercials involving hot girls and phone numbers: The rack for all involved
Hypocrites: Dealing with Chinese/Korean torture for a year

 

[mh47g]

Black Man Avatar: Death

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Looks like wallstreet and hollywood are all going to jail for a year hahahhaa

 

[judasmachine]

Murder: Some weird isolation chamber and forced to listen to the Ludwig Van.
Drugs: Not a crime
Rape: Castration+Lobotomy
Pedo: Castration and slow torture
Petty Theft: Probation and LE Supervision
Burglary: Prison as per reality

 

[meltdown75]

being a douchebag: 1 week ban
crashing your car into a lemonade stand: free lemonade
neffing on ATOT: profit

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Corporeal punishment seems to be a good deterrent in Singapore. Rather than put people in cages lets just cane them according to the offense.

Extreme cases, rape, murder, pedo.......after conviction they have 3 months to appeal. If it is not over turned then bring back the firing squad. Allow those who were hurt to be included if they request.

Drugs - Decriminalize. Create safe low cost distribution centers and Increase Rehab centers.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Neocons: Gladiatorial Battles
Commies: Gladiatorial Battles
Hippies: Shock treatment
Vegans who live to preach: Mouths taped shut, Work as Hot Dog vendors at the gladiator battles.
Vegetarians who live to preach: Looney Bin
Spammers: Sieze all assets and then use them to make "soilent green."
Lying: 10 lashes of the cane
Cheating: locked in a room with 100 porcupines for 15 minutes
Anne Coultier: Live among the hippies and Vegetarians in the looney bin.
Passing people while in the turn lane during gridlock traffic: Surgery to rearrange face.
Theft/Burglary of less than $1000: Lose a Toe
Theft/Burglary of less than $10000: Lose a Finger
Theft/Burglary of less than $100000: Lose a hand
Theft/Burglary of less than $1,000,000: Lose an arm, be beaten with it, but allowed to live.
Theft/Burglary of greater than $1,000,000: Lose both arms and be beaten to death by them.
Censorship of any sort: Lose an eye
Stealing a horse: hanging
Also, The penalty for jumping off a building is death.