Post your favorite SIMPSONS quotes

[IHateMyJob2004]

REPOST

has to be.


"My cat's breath smells like cat food" - This works great at work when someone is talking to you about something you don't know anything about.

 

[chrisms]

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

 

[cyberhap]

"I bent my Wookie!" - Ralph

 

[cyberhap]

Sorry 2 more:

"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel." - Homer

Marge - "Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday."
Homer - "Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend."

 

[Blastomyces]

Lisa: "Grandpa, didn't you wonder why you were getting money for doing nothing?"
Grandpa: "No, I assumed the Democrats were back in power."

From another episode:
Homer: "Lousy Democrats." I forget the context in which he spoke it.

 

[lokiju]

Homer: "No beer and no TV make Homer something, something"
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do!! (then proceeds to go crazy)

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: aidanjm
when did the show "jump the shark", in your opinion?

Circa '97.



Kent Brockman:

"Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?"

Professor:

"Yes I would, Kent."

 

[RadioHead84]

Homer: Moe I need your advice... See I've got this friend named Joey Joe Joe Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the worst name I've ever heard.
Guy: *runs out of the bar, crying*
Barney: Joey Joe Joe. Come back!

 

[RadioHead84]

O my God! I was wrong!
It was Earth, all along!
You've finally made a monkey,
Apes: Yes we've finally made a monkey,
Troy: Yes you've
& Apes: finally made a monkey out of me!
Troy: I love you, Dr. Zaius!

 

[NiteWulf]

Originally posted by: Aftermath
Oh! Look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man, from happy land! With a gumdrop house on lollipop laa-aaa-aaane.
/slame the door
/coms back in
If you couldn't tell, I was being sarcastic!
/slams the door

Every time I see that episode syndicated, they take out the part where he comes back into the room. :frown:

"Lisa, could you open the window for me? The cops have daddy's prints on file."

 

[Codegen]

Homer (looking at ad in newspaper): "Look, those pants are standing up with no one in them!"

Moe (sees bum with a bunch of cans): "Finally, someone who's worse off then me"
/hot girl comes and walks away with bum.

Moe: DAMMIT!

 

[RaistlinZ]

I can't believe no one has posted this yet,,,

"Duffman can't breathe! Oh no!"


"Booooooooooooo-urns!"


"Who needs the Quickie-Mart? I dooooooooooooooooooooooo........" - Apu

 

[revnja]

I was saying boo-urns.

 

[bamacre]

Guys a bait shop:

"No one's ever caught it?" - "Well, one man came close. Went by the name of Homer. Seven feet tall, he was, with arms like tree trunks, and eyes like steel: cold and hard. Had a shock of hair. Red, like the fires of Hell."

 

[bonkers325]

:music:you don't make friends with salad:music:

 

[Inappropriate4AT]

Mr. Burns: "What the... who the hell are you?"
Homer: "Don't say Homer Simpson Don't say Homer Simpson Don't say Homer Simpson. Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. D'oh."

 

[OulOat]

That brown patch needs a little H 2 OOooooh, OOoooh Yeah!

 

[boyRacer]

They taste like burning.

 

[HomerJS]

Quote:

Master, we need your skilled hands in the kitchen
(Master while making out with chick in the parking lot) My skilled hands are BUSY!

Funniest moment:

Homer attempting to jump Springfield gorge on skateboard. Hits every rock and yells d'oh each time on the way down. Chopper lifts him up on stretcher bangs his head against rocks on the way up. He's placed in ambulance, it crashed and he falls back down the gorge, hits every rock with a d'oh again! While lying at the bottom, the stretcher hits him in the head. Gut busting funny.

 

[meltdown75]

Burns: "beep beep! out of my way, i am a motorist!"

or: "oooh, the Germans are coming. the Geeermans... oooh the Germans"

 

[Plop]

Originally posted by: adambooth
I was saying boo-urns.

Moleman rules :thumbsup:

also I liked

"I bent my wookie"

"what are you gonna do release the hounds? or the bees? or the hounds with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you!? Do your worst.....He locked the door!"

 

[Ipno]

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

 

[Rogue]

Ralph gets sprayed with pepper spray:

"Ouch! Even my boogers are spicy"

 

[Ophir]

Homer, talking in his sleep with a cuban accent: In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

Max Power: You don't cuddle with Max Power, you strap yourself in and feel the CHEESE!

Titania: Ew. You said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drunk.
Duff Man: Duff Man says a lot of things. Oh, yeah!

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Originally posted by: Ophir
Homer, talking in his sleep with a cuban accent: In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

Max Power: You don't cuddle with Max Power, you strap yourself in and feel the G's!

Titania: Ew. You said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drunk.
Duff Man: Duff Man says a lot of things. Oh, yeah!

Fixed