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tonight, I had a spectacular bout with a 22 year old brunette nurse, but I want some other people to fire away first 🙂
 
Originally posted by: acemcmac
tonight, I had a spectacular bout with a 22 year old brunette nurse, but I want some other people to fire away first 🙂
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she punched you in the balls didnt she?
 
Originally posted by: acemcmac
tonight, I had a spectacular bout with a 22 year old brunette nurse, but I want some other people to fire away first 🙂
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Male or female nurse acemcmac?
 
Alright, since I already told you on AIM I was going to post this.....here it goes.

I was flying back from DC like a week and a half ago for work. Really long day, flight canceled twice. Was catching the flight from ATL to Orlando at midnight.

So I'm sitting in first class and this red head lady (pretty hot, I just knew she was older than I was) flight attendant sits right by me. She makes a couple cracks about being late and we get to talking...

Anyways, she was catching a ride home from work on Delta planes. She lives in Orlando also. She starts really flirting with me...I was pretty flattered, this really hot red head was hitting on me...so she's like "How old you do think I am hun?" She looks like 28 to 30 to me, so I say 28. She laughs and tells me to try again....well I find out she's 36. :Q

So I ask her to guess my age. She guesses "25." Hahaha.....tell her to guess again. She says 24....keep on going down hunny. She gets to 21, and she's like, "THERES NO FVCKING WAY YOU ARE YOUNGER THAN THAT!" Then I tell her I'm 19. She just stares at me with this blank face, and she tells me I look a lot older than that.

Anyways, really cool woman. As I'm leaving, she's like "Hey Dan, give me a call sometime!" and she shoves a piece of paper with her number on it in my back pocket and touches my ass. :Q

I was just completely shocked....a 36 year old flight attendant wanted to get with me. Amazing. Just to say, I never called her....I kind of regret it now. A little too late. 🙁
 
Originally posted by: Danman
Alright, since I already told you on AIM I was going to post this.....here it goes.

I was flying back from DC like a week and a half ago for work. Really long day, flight canceled twice. Was catching the flight from ATL to Orlando at midnight.

So I'm sitting in first class and this red head lady (pretty hot, I just knew she was older than I was) flight attendant sits right by me. She makes a couple cracks about being late and we get to talking...

Anyways, she was catching a ride home from work on Delta planes. She lives in Orlando also. She starts really flirting with me...I was pretty flattered, this really hot red head was hitting on me...so she's like "How old you do think I am hun?" She looks like 28 to 30 to me, so I say 28. She laughs and tells me to try again....well I find out she's 36. :Q

So I ask her to guess my age. She guesses "25." Hahaha.....tell her to guess again. She says 24....keep on going down hunny. She gets to 21, and she's like, "THERES NO FVCKING WAY YOU ARE YOUNGER THAN THAT!" Then I tell her I'm 19. She just stares at me with this blank face, and she tells me I look a lot older than that.

Anyways, really cool woman. As I'm leaving, she's like "Hey Dan, give me a call sometime!" and she shoves a piece of paper with her number on it in my back pocket and touches my ass. :Q

I was just completely shocked....a 36 year old flight attendant wanted to get with me. Amazing. Just to say, I never called her....I kind of regret it now. A little too late. 🙁
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😕 :foreheadslap;

Dude, you missed out. Huge.

Older women are frisky.
Redheads are frisky.

You could have had both in one woman. :Q

- M4H
 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Danman
Alright, since I already told you on AIM I was going to post this.....here it goes.

I was flying back from DC like a week and a half ago for work. Really long day, flight canceled twice. Was catching the flight from ATL to Orlando at midnight.

So I'm sitting in first class and this red head lady (pretty hot, I just knew she was older than I was) flight attendant sits right by me. She makes a couple cracks about being late and we get to talking...

Anyways, she was catching a ride home from work on Delta planes. She lives in Orlando also. She starts really flirting with me...I was pretty flattered, this really hot red head was hitting on me...so she's like "How old you do think I am hun?" She looks like 28 to 30 to me, so I say 28. She laughs and tells me to try again....well I find out she's 36. :Q

So I ask her to guess my age. She guesses "25." Hahaha.....tell her to guess again. She says 24....keep on going down hunny. She gets to 21, and she's like, "THERES NO FVCKING WAY YOU ARE YOUNGER THAN THAT!" Then I tell her I'm 19. She just stares at me with this blank face, and she tells me I look a lot older than that.

Anyways, really cool woman. As I'm leaving, she's like "Hey Dan, give me a call sometime!" and she shoves a piece of paper with her number on it in my back pocket and touches my ass. :Q

I was just completely shocked....a 36 year old flight attendant wanted to get with me. Amazing. Just to say, I never called her....I kind of regret it now. A little too late. 🙁
Click to expand...

😕 :foreheadslap;

Dude, you missed out. Huge.

Older women are frisky.
Redheads are frisky.

You could have had both in one woman. :Q

- M4H
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I know. She was freaky too dude....she even said that. I'm ashamed of myself. 🙁

*hands in man card*
 
Originally posted by: Danman
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Danman
Alright, since I already told you on AIM I was going to post this.....here it goes.

I was flying back from DC like a week and a half ago for work. Really long day, flight canceled twice. Was catching the flight from ATL to Orlando at midnight.

So I'm sitting in first class and this red head lady (pretty hot, I just knew she was older than I was) flight attendant sits right by me. She makes a couple cracks about being late and we get to talking...

Anyways, she was catching a ride home from work on Delta planes. She lives in Orlando also. She starts really flirting with me...I was pretty flattered, this really hot red head was hitting on me...so she's like "How old you do think I am hun?" She looks like 28 to 30 to me, so I say 28. She laughs and tells me to try again....well I find out she's 36. :Q

So I ask her to guess my age. She guesses "25." Hahaha.....tell her to guess again. She says 24....keep on going down hunny. She gets to 21, and she's like, "THERES NO FVCKING WAY YOU ARE YOUNGER THAN THAT!" Then I tell her I'm 19. She just stares at me with this blank face, and she tells me I look a lot older than that.

Anyways, really cool woman. As I'm leaving, she's like "Hey Dan, give me a call sometime!" and she shoves a piece of paper with her number on it in my back pocket and touches my ass. :Q

I was just completely shocked....a 36 year old flight attendant wanted to get with me. Amazing. Just to say, I never called her....I kind of regret it now. A little too late. 🙁
Click to expand...

😕 :foreheadslap;

Dude, you missed out. Huge.

Older women are frisky.
Redheads are frisky.

You could have had both in one woman. :Q

- M4H
Click to expand...

I know. She was freaky too dude....she even said that. I'm ashamed of myself. 🙁

*hands in man card*
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She SAID she was freaky?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
You are a disgrace to every red-blooded male on this planet. 😛
 
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