Post your best chick pickups!!!

[acemcmac]

tonight, I had a spectacular bout with a 22 year old brunette nurse, but I want some other people to fire away first

 

[GoingUp]

Originally posted by: acemcmac
tonight, I had a spectacular bout with a 22 year old brunette nurse, but I want some other people to fire away first

she punched you in the balls didnt she?

 

[yankeesfan]

...

 

[IAteYourMother]

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first

 

[b0mbrman]

I have lots of money.

Lots

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: acemcmac
tonight, I had a spectacular bout with a 22 year old brunette nurse, but I want some other people to fire away first

Male or female nurse acemcmac?

 

[Klandestine]

i have more than that guy ^

 

[ThePresence]

Chick pickup

 

[SynthDude2001]

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?

- M4H

 

[BW86]

Originally posted by: ThePresence
Chick pickup

:laugh::thumbsup:

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: ThePresence
Chick pickup

Haha :laugh:

Cheers ThePresence :beer:

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

It's not going to suck itself you know.

 

[Nikamichi]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: acemcmac
tonight, I had a spectacular bout with a 22 year old brunette nurse, but I want some other people to fire away first

Male or female nurse acemcmac?

It was a shim!

 

[neonerd]

Hey, you know Zim Hosein? :evil:

 

[Weeeman]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?

- M4H

:laugh:

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
It's not going to suck itself you know.

DAGSI!

 

[Danman]

Alright, since I already told you on AIM I was going to post this.....here it goes.

I was flying back from DC like a week and a half ago for work. Really long day, flight canceled twice. Was catching the flight from ATL to Orlando at midnight.

So I'm sitting in first class and this red head lady (pretty hot, I just knew she was older than I was) flight attendant sits right by me. She makes a couple cracks about being late and we get to talking...

Anyways, she was catching a ride home from work on Delta planes. She lives in Orlando also. She starts really flirting with me...I was pretty flattered, this really hot red head was hitting on me...so she's like "How old you do think I am hun?" She looks like 28 to 30 to me, so I say 28. She laughs and tells me to try again....well I find out she's 36. :Q

So I ask her to guess my age. She guesses "25." Hahaha.....tell her to guess again. She says 24....keep on going down hunny. She gets to 21, and she's like, "THERES NO FVCKING WAY YOU ARE YOUNGER THAN THAT!" Then I tell her I'm 19. She just stares at me with this blank face, and she tells me I look a lot older than that.

Anyways, really cool woman. As I'm leaving, she's like "Hey Dan, give me a call sometime!" and she shoves a piece of paper with her number on it in my back pocket and touches my ass. :Q

I was just completely shocked....a 36 year old flight attendant wanted to get with me. Amazing. Just to say, I never called her....I kind of regret it now. A little too late.

 

[Mo0o]

Stick out your left hand

 

[jjones]

Hold still, dammit.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Danman
Alright, since I already told you on AIM I was going to post this.....here it goes.

I was flying back from DC like a week and a half ago for work. Really long day, flight canceled twice. Was catching the flight from ATL to Orlando at midnight.

So I'm sitting in first class and this red head lady (pretty hot, I just knew she was older than I was) flight attendant sits right by me. She makes a couple cracks about being late and we get to talking...

Anyways, she was catching a ride home from work on Delta planes. She lives in Orlando also. She starts really flirting with me...I was pretty flattered, this really hot red head was hitting on me...so she's like "How old you do think I am hun?" She looks like 28 to 30 to me, so I say 28. She laughs and tells me to try again....well I find out she's 36. :Q

So I ask her to guess my age. She guesses "25." Hahaha.....tell her to guess again. She says 24....keep on going down hunny. She gets to 21, and she's like, "THERES NO FVCKING WAY YOU ARE YOUNGER THAN THAT!" Then I tell her I'm 19. She just stares at me with this blank face, and she tells me I look a lot older than that.

Anyways, really cool woman. As I'm leaving, she's like "Hey Dan, give me a call sometime!" and she shoves a piece of paper with her number on it in my back pocket and touches my ass. :Q

I was just completely shocked....a 36 year old flight attendant wanted to get with me. Amazing. Just to say, I never called her....I kind of regret it now. A little too late.

:foreheadslap;

Dude, you missed out. Huge.

Older women are frisky.
Redheads are frisky.

You could have had both in one woman. :Q

- M4H

 

[shimsham]

i would eat a mile of your sh!t just to lick your @sshole.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

"Hi, I'm Nik. You must be... intoxicating."

 

[Danman]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Danman
Alright, since I already told you on AIM I was going to post this.....here it goes.

I was flying back from DC like a week and a half ago for work. Really long day, flight canceled twice. Was catching the flight from ATL to Orlando at midnight.

So I'm sitting in first class and this red head lady (pretty hot, I just knew she was older than I was) flight attendant sits right by me. She makes a couple cracks about being late and we get to talking...

Anyways, she was catching a ride home from work on Delta planes. She lives in Orlando also. She starts really flirting with me...I was pretty flattered, this really hot red head was hitting on me...so she's like "How old you do think I am hun?" She looks like 28 to 30 to me, so I say 28. She laughs and tells me to try again....well I find out she's 36. :Q

So I ask her to guess my age. She guesses "25." Hahaha.....tell her to guess again. She says 24....keep on going down hunny. She gets to 21, and she's like, "THERES NO FVCKING WAY YOU ARE YOUNGER THAN THAT!" Then I tell her I'm 19. She just stares at me with this blank face, and she tells me I look a lot older than that.

Anyways, really cool woman. As I'm leaving, she's like "Hey Dan, give me a call sometime!" and she shoves a piece of paper with her number on it in my back pocket and touches my ass. :Q

I was just completely shocked....a 36 year old flight attendant wanted to get with me. Amazing. Just to say, I never called her....I kind of regret it now. A little too late.

:foreheadslap;

Dude, you missed out. Huge.

Older women are frisky.
Redheads are frisky.

You could have had both in one woman. :Q

- M4H

I know. She was freaky too dude....she even said that. I'm ashamed of myself.

*hands in man card*

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: Danman

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Danman
Alright, since I already told you on AIM I was going to post this.....here it goes.

I was flying back from DC like a week and a half ago for work. Really long day, flight canceled twice. Was catching the flight from ATL to Orlando at midnight.

So I'm sitting in first class and this red head lady (pretty hot, I just knew she was older than I was) flight attendant sits right by me. She makes a couple cracks about being late and we get to talking...

Anyways, she was catching a ride home from work on Delta planes. She lives in Orlando also. She starts really flirting with me...I was pretty flattered, this really hot red head was hitting on me...so she's like "How old you do think I am hun?" She looks like 28 to 30 to me, so I say 28. She laughs and tells me to try again....well I find out she's 36. :Q

So I ask her to guess my age. She guesses "25." Hahaha.....tell her to guess again. She says 24....keep on going down hunny. She gets to 21, and she's like, "THERES NO FVCKING WAY YOU ARE YOUNGER THAN THAT!" Then I tell her I'm 19. She just stares at me with this blank face, and she tells me I look a lot older than that.

Anyways, really cool woman. As I'm leaving, she's like "Hey Dan, give me a call sometime!" and she shoves a piece of paper with her number on it in my back pocket and touches my ass. :Q

I was just completely shocked....a 36 year old flight attendant wanted to get with me. Amazing. Just to say, I never called her....I kind of regret it now. A little too late.

:foreheadslap;

Dude, you missed out. Huge.

Older women are frisky.
Redheads are frisky.

You could have had both in one woman. :Q

- M4H

I know. She was freaky too dude....she even said that. I'm ashamed of myself.

*hands in man card*

She SAID she was freaky?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
You are a disgrace to every red-blooded male on this planet.