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pyonir

Lifer
Dec 18, 2001
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i never use proper punctuation or paragraphs online. so a lot of people must hate me. but i do despise the using of "*fap*". god that is annoying. and all the others mentioned here.
 

darkjester

Golden Member
Aug 14, 2001
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<< [...]I can't stand when people write "prolly" instead of "probably," and "proggie" instead of "program." What's with the baby talk? You're not a first grader.
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'ur' in place of your
'kewl' as opposed to cool
'advise' used like advice
'evar' instead of ever - this one i really hate
'sux0rs', 'hax0red' or anything else along those lines
LOL
Anything in all caps
lack of proper puncuation and paragraphs
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I couldn't agree with both of you more. I'm not asking for MLA-style writing, but at least getting the basics of English grammar correct would be a great. Since we're reading text on the 'net, and not listening to the way a person says something, sometimes the "jargon" or mispunctuated can leave its interpretation too vague, and people end up taking things the wrong way. It's frustrating, but I'm learning to live with it. :) ...as long as I don't start using the "lingo" in my normal speech or in business-related communications.
 

xero940

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Jan 6, 2002
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<< i never use proper punctuation or paragraphs online. so a lot of people must hate me. but i do despise the using of "*fap*". god that is annoying. and all the others mentioned here. >>



What's wrong with *fap*? If placed into a context in which it would remotely make sense, it's pretty funny...
 

Babbles

Diamond Member
Jan 4, 2001
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The one that drives me the most nuts is: LOL.

If you are friggin' actually laughing in your home, you don't need to type out some stupid acronym saying so.

Of courses that is followed by unneccesarly 'short-cut' words: kewl (hell is that about?), prolly (idiot), anything that involves the number <8> (h8, l8tr, etc).

On the other hand I have used the words Bah and Owned in real life well before I became a profesional internet junkie.
Woot is another one that kinda bothers me, but I catch myself using it once in a while, so apparantly I don't hate it that much.
 

roboninja

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Dec 7, 2000
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I use l8r when signing off an Internet game. I used to use kewl, back when the Internet was new and I was in college. As for the whole l337-speak, I only use it to make fun of the true lee7/hax0r crowd. I also usually use a small "heh" instead of LOL; it is rare moment when I do actually laugh out loud while surfing the 'net.
BTW, I like acronyms, but stuff like NE1 is annoying.
 

swai

Senior member
Aug 11, 2001
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u kNoW sUMtiMeS aZn SpEAk cAn gET ReAL aNnoYiNg, n'A meEn? wUz uP wIT dAt?
 

MajesticMoose

Diamond Member
Nov 14, 2000
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not really computers, but i never could stand the y2k "word". I was so glad when that crap promptly ended january 2001
 

TuffGirl

Platinum Member
Jan 20, 2001
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I scanned all the replies and I can't believe noone's mentioned A/S/L ???

That irks me to no end.

 

DogFromDuckhunt

Senior member
Dec 15, 2001
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<edit: ^^^ great minds think alike ;).>

1337
A/S/L??????????????/
r u hot!?1/1/
Anyone that can't f'ing spell (ie - "you" or "your") or use propper grammer.
 

DogFromDuckhunt

Senior member
Dec 15, 2001
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w00t (not wOOt) is just something people yell like a cheer - it gets really annoying when playing CS games an that's all people will yell.

1337 is short for "elite" - j00 |_|53 |\||_||\/|83r'5 1|\| |>14(3 0f 13773r2
 

TuffGirl

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Jan 20, 2001
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<< <edit: ^^^ great minds think alike ;).> >>

or GMTA ;)

(which could also stand for 'Geeky' Minds Think Alike) :p
 

SpongeBob

Platinum Member
Jan 16, 2001
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It makes me want to punch my freakin monitor when someone says "nuff said". Especially when that persons post has no business ending the conversation. :|
 

WageSlave

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Sep 22, 2000
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w00t (not wOOt) is just something people yell like a cheer - it gets really annoying when playing CS games an that's all people will yell.


its bad in everquest also.


Those morons couldnt role play if thier lives depended on it
 

LordMaul

Lifer
Nov 16, 2000
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<< That sis of mine is prolly like "What a loser my bro is!" :D >>




THAT'S the word I hate most. "Prolly". WTF?! Sounds like some gay-ass dog's name.

BAH, Prolly....

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