Poor kitty...

[Wheezer]

I just know there is a flying pussy joke in there some where.....

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A man allegedly threw the family cat at his wife during a domestic dispute this morning in the couple?s home in Palmyra, Wayne County.

Paul A. Wood, 25, was charged with fourth-degree criminal mischief and cruelty to animals, both misdemeanors, and second-degree harassment, a violation, said Lt. Bob Hetzke of the Wayne County Sheriff?s Office.

Wood is accused of throwing the family cat at his wife and punching a hole in the wall of the couple?s home at the Trolley Road Trailer Park about 5:30 a.m. today. The cat, which has its claws, struck the woman in the back during the argument, deputies said.

The cat and the woman were not injured during the incident, Hetzke said.

Wood was arraigned this morning in Palmyra Town Court, where an order of protection was issued for his wife, deputies said. Wood was released on his own recognizance and is slated to answer the charges at a later date.

 

[ggnl]

Honestly the cat isn't in as much danger as the wife in that situation.

 

[Insomniator]

I like cats

 

[Cattlegod]

meow

 

[swbsam]

is this news?

 

[JulesMaximus]

It would have been nice if the cat came back and climbed up the guy's face and bit him in the eyes after. :|

 

[Newbian]

punching a hole in the wall of the couple?s home at the Trolley Road Trailer Park

Woot for white trash.

 

[SunnyD]

LoL! Palmyra, I've driven through there a bunch of times. This doesn't surprise me.

 

[effowe]

Nice shit grin the guy has there, what a jerk.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: Wheezer
A man allegedly threw the family cat at his wife during a domestic dispute this morning in the couple?s home in Palmyra, Wayne County.

This is news?

Paul A. Wood, 25, was charged with fourth-degree criminal mischief and cruelty to animals, both misdemeanors, and second-degree harassment, a violation, said Lt. Bob Hetzke of the Wayne County Sheriff?s Office.

Wood is accused of throwing the family cat at his wife and punching a hole in the wall of the couple?s home at the Trolley Road Trailer Park about 5:30 a.m. today. The cat, which has its claws, struck the woman in the back during the argument, deputies said.

Oh that figures...

The cat and the woman were not injured during the incident, Hetzke said.

Wood was arraigned this morning in Palmyra Town Court, where an order of protection was issued for his wife, deputies said. Wood was released on his own recognizance and is slated to answer the charges at a later date.

She wasn't injured, but they noted the cat still had its claws? Wow, slow news day, great sensationalism.

 

[ViviTheMage]

Originally posted by: Wheezer
I just know there is a flying pussy joke in there some where.....

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A man allegedly threw the family cat at his wife during a domestic dispute this morning in the couple?s home in Palmyra, Wayne County.

Paul A. Wood, 25, was charged with fourth-degree criminal mischief and cruelty to animals, both misdemeanors, and second-degree harassment, a violation, said Lt. Bob Hetzke of the Wayne County Sheriff?s Office.

Wood is accused of throwing the family cat at his wife and punching a hole in the wall of the couple?s home at the Trolley Road Trailer Park about 5:30 a.m. today. The cat, which has its claws, struck the woman in the back during the argument, deputies said.

The cat and the woman were not injured during the incident, Hetzke said.

Wood was arraigned this morning in Palmyra Town Court, where an order of protection was issued for his wife, deputies said. Wood was released on his own recognizance and is slated to answer the charges at a later date.

problem solved

 

[shortylickens]

Prompting the obvious response:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wi...uit.The.Flying.Cat.jpg

 

[nakedfrog]

Must be one docile feline.

 

[Iron Woode]

Mayor Adam West knows all about cat weapons.

 

[dennilfloss]

Originally posted by: Newbian

punching a hole in the wall of the couple?s home at the Trolley Road Trailer Park

Woot for white trash.

The cat throwing I can understand but how can he be accused of punching a hole in the wallof his own home?

 

[Tim]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss

Originally posted by: Newbian

punching a hole in the wall of the couple?s home at the Trolley Road Trailer Park

Woot for white trash.

The cat throwing I can understand but how can he be accused of punching a hole in the wallof his own home?

Well if you do it, somebody can accuse you of doing it. If you didn't do it, somebody can accuse you of doing it. See how that works?

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
The cat throwing I can understand but how can he be accused of punching a hole in the wallof his own home?

Felony Structural Intimidation, of course.

I predict FSI incidents will increase dramatically during our present economic downturn.

The walls, who will think of the walls?

 

[Wheezer]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Mayor Adam West knows all about cat weapons.

lol...that was the first thing that came to mind.

 

[manowar821]

You can't just throw a fucking cat... What a moron. You have to train cats to become effective throwing devices.

 

[rcxEric]

at least he didn't pull a wang jeu...or maybe he should have...

 

[Lounatik]

Video has been around for a while.


Peace

Lounatik

 

[Krazy4Real]

Anybody else think he looks entirely too happy in that mug shot?

 

[MotF Bane]

Improvised throwing weapon, -4 penalty to hit?

 

[Scooby Doo]

"Alright you in there, put down the cat!"

 

[Killmenow]

Originally posted by: rcxEric
at least he didn't pull a wang jeu...or maybe he should have...

*googles wang jeu*
awww what a cute little kitt... wait....... OMG WHAT'S SHE DOING?