Poll: Would you date a gypsy girl?

Would you date a gypsy girl?

  • Yes

  • Hell no!

  • Hell yes.. I practice voodoo and can counteract gypsy curses.


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rudder

Lifer
Nov 9, 2000
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/26392818@N00/3098539578/

Definitely hittable. But there is some cause for concern. I saw one movie where a gypsy grandma did not get a loan from the bank. She then stole the loan officer's coat button and summoned a demon to drag her to hell. All because she would not get give the gypsy a damn loan.

I mean if you pissed off your gypsy girlfriend... there are serious the sole stealing curses and then there are the annoying "may your penis shrivel up like a worm on a hot summer sidewalk curses".

Is it worth the risk?
 

lxskllr

No Lifer
Nov 30, 2004
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Gypsies are hot. They're also con artists and thieves. No thanks....
 

mesthead21

Platinum Member
Jun 5, 2004
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I would date a gypsy girl just to make her cry so I can get her gypsy tears. They are very rare in places like Kazakhstan
 

IceBergSLiM

Lifer
Jul 11, 2000
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Unfortunately thats not how summoning demons works. And a human mortal certainly cannot take control of someone's soul. Everyone knows this.
 

JTsyo

Lifer
Nov 18, 2007
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I heard from a coworker that while he was in Europe gypsies were trying to sell him their baby. Seems there values might not match up with mine.
 

shiner

Lifer
Jul 18, 2000
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I heard from a coworker that while he was in Europe gypsies were trying to sell him their baby. Seems there values might not match up with mine.

Well...at least if you knocked a gypsy girl up you wouldn't have to worry about raising it.
 

NetWareHead

THAT guy
Aug 10, 2002
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Gypsies in Italy and most of Europe are looked down upon and thought of as low class, thieves criminals etc... If I wanted to lose the respect of my entire family and friends in Italy, then sure I would date one.
 

shiner

Lifer
Jul 18, 2000
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hell no they stink and they are harry

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tokie

Golden Member
Jun 1, 2006
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Never. Gypsies are terrible things. They smoll bad and aren't really a race.
 

MrMatt

Banned
Mar 3, 2009
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I wouldn't myself. Not for fear of some curse. But rather I understand that their hygiene is terrible, there's a sky-high HIV rate if I recall, and they're generally thieves and con-artists. So no.
 
Jun 18, 2000
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A good friend is engaged to a gypsy woman. Her and her brothers were born in the U.S. and seem like any other person you'd meet. I don't see what the big deal is.