Poll: Would you cut your Johnson off for $500 million?

[iLoveDivX]

Nah, not for all the money in the world.

 

[ThaGrandCow]

I'll give it a maybe because I definitely would think about it for a night or two. Off the top of my head I say no though.

 

[hzl eyed grl]

😕

 

[Viper GTS]

Are we talking self-mutilation with a rusty blade here, or surgical amputation?

Are we allowed to use part of our $500 mil to put it back?

Viper GTS

 

[dionx]

money isnt everything to me, so the answer is definitely no. however if a person i cared about had his/her life at stake, probably yes.

 

[quantide]

with or without the nuts?

makes a big difference you know..

 

[iLoveDivX]

<< with or without the nuts? >>




LOL 😀

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Yes. No question.

Work sucks that much.

 

[Barnaby W. Füi]

i am VERY uh....i suppose the word would be materialistic? not that i think more possessions make you any better, i'm just really into stuff....and its all expensive. computers, audio stuff, guitars/drums/electronic music stuff, video games, man i could name alot of stuff i like that's expensive. the only thing that sucks is that i'm broke as f*&k so 500 million sounds REEEEEEALLY nice.

but on second hand, i think if i cut off my manhood, i'd feel like a loser freak for the rest of my life, and also -earning- your way to being wealthy would make you feel alot nicer than being the rich dickless freak.

so no.

 

[Geekbabe]

:Q what a grusome topic !

 

[Joyride]

Only if its done by a doctor

I could always reattach it

Hell adoption isn't so bad I turned out just fine and I am adopted.

Where do I sign up?

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

This discussion reminds me of this.

 

[b0mbrman]

Maybe if I've got 10 kids who need kidneys...

 

[Random Variable]

Is there a reason why you capitalized "johnson?" Is the penis a divine being? :Q

 

[notfred]

no.

How do you come up with questions like this? I mean, who's gonig to pay 1/2 a billion dollars for your dick?

 

[Mday]

i would not, but i'd cut yours off for $5 =)

anyway, if I was desperate enough... no.

 

[iLoveDivX]

<< Is there a reason why you capitalized "johnson?" Is the penis a divine being? >>



I have a BIG "j" 😛

 

[iLoveDivX]

<< How do you come up with questions like this? I mean, who's gonig to pay 1/2 a billion dollars for your dick? >>



Your Mom 😀

Hehehe, I"m just joking. I couldn't resist 🙂 no hard feeling?

 

[Random Variable]

<< no hard feeling? >>


:Q

 

[iLoveDivX]

<< << no hard feeling?
:Q
>> >>




Oh sh*t, I didn't even think about that one...LOL.

 

[bigalt]

could I replace it with a robot penis, with the strength of five go-rillas?

 

[crab]

Sure, I'm paralyzed and can't use it anyway...

 

[Nefrodite]

what about in the future when they can build you a robowanker or just grow you one?😀

 

[amnesiac]

If I cut off my penis, women around the world would mourn the loss, and my severed appendage would be bronzed and kept in the Louvre.

 

[Barnaby W. Füi]

<< If I cut off my penis, women around the world would mourn the loss, and my severed appendage would be bronzed and kept in the Louvre. >>


hahaha

thats just as funny as the ass bacon thing in your sig 😛