Poll: Would you cut your Johnson off for $500 million?

[thedarkwolf]

Sure. I d just turn myself into a women and become a lesbo. I would be HOT!

 

[Nefrodite]

semi related🙂


now go download the deleted scenes from Robbie Williams new CGI Music Video from a file sharing service. oh my!!! lets just say it shows cgi shrinkage

even if i could post a like....

 

[hans007]

what would i do with 500 million dollars and no johnson. ill take my chances and keep mine, i think i got a pretty decent chance of making at least a couple million in my lifetime, and thats plenty for me

 

[jjones]

i have a detachable penis anyways.

where's my 500 mil? 🙂

 

[Nitemare]

for 500 mill I would cut it off with a rusty saw blade without any anesthetic...

I'd spend 100 mill on MIT to develop me a fully functional Robo-Penis and the blow the other 400 mill on beta testing it....:Q

 

[ThePresence]

<< for 500 mill I would cut it off with a rusty saw blade without any anesthetic...

I'd spend 100 mill on MIT to develop me a fully functional Robo-Penis and the blow the other 400 mill on beta testing it....:Q >>



I wouldn't blow anything for a billion.

 

[Mitzi]

Would you cut your Johnson off for $500 million (assuming that it's tax free)?

HAHAHAHAHA! Johnson thats made me laugh! 😀

 

[bugsysiegel]

See ya lil' buddy, you don't get used much, anyway! 🙁

 

[kami]

Yeah probably...$500 million is a lot of damn money. You can take my balls while you're at it for another $500 million. 😉

 

[veryape]

Without a second thought. I don't use it that much anymore anyway.

 

[tcsenter]

Is this an actual offer? Its one thing to theorize about it, its quite another to have $500 million actually waved in your face. I would need a direct comparison to know for sure; $500 million on the one hand, my Johnson in the other.

On second thought, if I had $500 million, my Johnson would be a primary beneficiary of the things I could buy with $500 million. So...without one, there would be no point in having the other.

 

[Rent]

No. Killing kittens is more than worth 500 mil 😀

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

Nope.