POLL: Right or left (Sexual ethics)

[schizoid]

I was just looking at myself, and I realized that my left nut hangs a little lower than the right one. Is this right? Do you think I should get a divorce now?

Read on for the big "pork" issue.

 

[KingNothing]

I'm curious, what was the train of thought that arrived at the "I should post this RIGHT NOW!" destination?

 

[Pliablemoose]

Just cut off the testicle that offends you...

 

[jonmullen]

Parody threads suck...but I still laugh at them

 

[schizoid]

Originally posted by: KingNothing
I'm curious, what was the train of thought that arrived at the "I should post this RIGHT NOW!" destination?

Well, normally sexual ethics is a question of right or wrong. I figured it'd be more interesting as a question of right or left.

 

[Beau]

how is this a sexual ethic?

 

[Kev]

lmao

hhaha...this thread sucks

 

[schizoid]

Originally posted by: Beau
how is this a sexual ethic?

Well...if you don't know, I don't know how I can help you.

See, the problem is that I was lying down, fast asleep one day, and I woke up to my girlfriend making pork. Now she knows I'm Jewish and that pork is not kosher. Should I break up with her? Should I marry her? Should I cut her up into little peices and stick her in a duffle bag?

 

[Goosemaster]

I am actually scared to vote.

 

[bleeb]

Uh oh.. sounds like your nutz are retarded.

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: schizoid

Originally posted by: Beau
how is this a sexual ethic?

Well...if you don't know, I don't know how I can help you.

See, the problem is that I was lying down, fast asleep one day, and I woke up to my girlfriend making pork. Now she knows I'm Jewish and that pork is not kosher. Should I break up with her? Should I marry her? Should I cut her up into little peices and stick her in a duffle bag?

Yes.

 

[schizoid]

Originally posted by: Beau

Originally posted by: schizoid

Originally posted by: Beau
how is this a sexual ethic?

Well...if you don't know, I don't know how I can help you.

See, the problem is that I was lying down, fast asleep one day, and I woke up to my girlfriend making pork. Now she knows I'm Jewish and that pork is not kosher. Should I break up with her? Should I marry her? Should I cut her up into little peices and stick her in a duffle bag?

Yes.

Which one?

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: schizoid

Originally posted by: Beau

Originally posted by: schizoid

Originally posted by: Beau
how is this a sexual ethic?

Well...if you don't know, I don't know how I can help you.

See, the problem is that I was lying down, fast asleep one day, and I woke up to my girlfriend making pork. Now she knows I'm Jewish and that pork is not kosher. Should I break up with her? Should I marry her? Should I cut her up into little peices and stick her in a duffle bag?

Yes.

Which one?

There was an option? I thought it was more of a check list.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

My left nut hangs lower than the right. Atleast that's what it looks like in the mirror. Strange....

 

[zsouthboy]

My middle one hangs a little lower than the other two.

:Q

 

[luv2chill]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
My left nut hangs lower than the right. Atleast that's what it looks like in the mirror. Strange....

Be glad for it. It keeps your nuts from smashing together when you walk.

l2c

 

[schizoid]

Originally posted by: Beau

Originally posted by: schizoid

Originally posted by: Beau

Originally posted by: schizoid

Originally posted by: Beau
how is this a sexual ethic?

Well...if you don't know, I don't know how I can help you.

See, the problem is that I was lying down, fast asleep one day, and I woke up to my girlfriend making pork. Now she knows I'm Jewish and that pork is not kosher. Should I break up with her? Should I marry her? Should I cut her up into little peices and stick her in a duffle bag?

Yes.

Which one?

There was an option? I thought it was more of a check list.

Oh. Right.

So marry first, then duffle bag? See, I did it backwards last time, and man was the rabbi pissed.

 

[Cyberian]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
My left nut hangs lower than the right. Atleast that's what it looks like in the mirror. Strange....

Quite normal.

 

[Soybomb]

http://johnmearns.com/404.jpg

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: luv2chill

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
My left nut hangs lower than the right. Atleast that's what it looks like in the mirror. Strange....

Be glad for it. It keeps your nuts from smashing together when you walk.

l2c

Precisely the reason why this feat of biology is accomplished.

- M4H

 

[schizoid]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: luv2chill

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
My left nut hangs lower than the right. Atleast that's what it looks like in the mirror. Strange....

Be glad for it. It keeps your nuts from smashing together when you walk.

l2c

Precisely the reason why this feat of biology is accomplished.

- M4H

I thought it was, as Warren G alluded to, to faccilitate ease of "juggling".

 

[aircooled]

Start pulling on the short one while you are taking care of business.

 

[schizoid]

Originally posted by: aircooled
Start pulling on the short one while you are taking care of business.

I don't get it. What are you talking about?

 

[Beau]

Scroll to the bottom of the page

 

[schizoid]

Wow.

I always wondered why I was sticky sometimes at night.

Thanks!