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POLL: Right or left (Sexual ethics)

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schizoid

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I was just looking at myself, and I realized that my left nut hangs a little lower than the right one. Is this right? Do you think I should get a divorce now?

Read on for the big "pork" issue.
 
Originally posted by: KingNothing
I'm curious, what was the train of thought that arrived at the "I should post this RIGHT NOW!" destination?
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Well, normally sexual ethics is a question of right or wrong. I figured it'd be more interesting as a question of right or left.
 
Originally posted by: Beau
how is this a sexual ethic?
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Well...if you don't know, I don't know how I can help you.

See, the problem is that I was lying down, fast asleep one day, and I woke up to my girlfriend making pork. Now she knows I'm Jewish and that pork is not kosher. Should I break up with her? Should I marry her? Should I cut her up into little peices and stick her in a duffle bag?

 
Originally posted by: schizoid
Originally posted by: Beau
how is this a sexual ethic?
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Well...if you don't know, I don't know how I can help you.

See, the problem is that I was lying down, fast asleep one day, and I woke up to my girlfriend making pork. Now she knows I'm Jewish and that pork is not kosher. Should I break up with her? Should I marry her? Should I cut her up into little peices and stick her in a duffle bag?
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Yes.
 
Originally posted by: Beau
Originally posted by: schizoid
Originally posted by: Beau
how is this a sexual ethic?
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Well...if you don't know, I don't know how I can help you.

See, the problem is that I was lying down, fast asleep one day, and I woke up to my girlfriend making pork. Now she knows I'm Jewish and that pork is not kosher. Should I break up with her? Should I marry her? Should I cut her up into little peices and stick her in a duffle bag?
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Yes.
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Which one?

 
Originally posted by: schizoid
Originally posted by: Beau
Originally posted by: schizoid
Originally posted by: Beau
how is this a sexual ethic?
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Well...if you don't know, I don't know how I can help you.

See, the problem is that I was lying down, fast asleep one day, and I woke up to my girlfriend making pork. Now she knows I'm Jewish and that pork is not kosher. Should I break up with her? Should I marry her? Should I cut her up into little peices and stick her in a duffle bag?
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Yes.
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Which one?
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There was an option? I thought it was more of a check list.
 
Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
My left nut hangs lower than the right. Atleast that's what it looks like in the mirror. Strange....
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Be glad for it. It keeps your nuts from smashing together when you walk.

l2c
 
Originally posted by: Beau
Originally posted by: schizoid
Originally posted by: Beau
Originally posted by: schizoid
Originally posted by: Beau
how is this a sexual ethic?
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Well...if you don't know, I don't know how I can help you.

See, the problem is that I was lying down, fast asleep one day, and I woke up to my girlfriend making pork. Now she knows I'm Jewish and that pork is not kosher. Should I break up with her? Should I marry her? Should I cut her up into little peices and stick her in a duffle bag?
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Yes.
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Which one?
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There was an option? I thought it was more of a check list.
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Oh. Right.

So marry first, then duffle bag? See, I did it backwards last time, and man was the rabbi pissed.
 
Originally posted by: luv2chill
Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
My left nut hangs lower than the right. Atleast that's what it looks like in the mirror. Strange....
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Be glad for it. It keeps your nuts from smashing together when you walk.

l2c
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Precisely the reason why this feat of biology is accomplished.

- M4H
 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: luv2chill
Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
My left nut hangs lower than the right. Atleast that's what it looks like in the mirror. Strange....
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Be glad for it. It keeps your nuts from smashing together when you walk.

l2c
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Precisely the reason why this feat of biology is accomplished.

- M4H
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I thought it was, as Warren G alluded to, to faccilitate ease of "juggling".

 
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