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Poll: Penis Size

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Originally posted by: StormRider
Originally posted by: daveymark
I was reading in FHM (which means it must be true) that the size doesn't mater if the guy knows what he's doing, but if you forced her to choose, she would choose bigger.
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I saw an episode of "Sex in the City" where one of the girls was dating this perfect man -- until they slept together. It turned out he had a tiny weenie. The girl whine to the other girls about it. I still remember the scene where she was lying on her back and the guy was boinking her. She was crying of sadness, "oh why couldn't he be bigger?!?!".

I heard that Sex in the City is very realistic when it comes to what women really think...
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It is very accurate according to my wife/ girlfriends however by small I'm sure they meant well below average.
 
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
I'm not going to sleep with you again. No need to kiss my ass.
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But...but...but...didn't you enjoy it?
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There is such a thing as "too big."
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Well I'm definiatly not ready to chop part of it off....
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🙁

Tickling the back of the throat is one thing, when you're having oral. It's another entirely when you aren't...
 
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: daveymark
I was reading in FHM (which means it must be true) that the size doesn't mater if the guy knows what he's doing, but if you forced her to choose, she would choose bigger.
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"it's how you use it" is only valid for small penises. If it's huge, then she's going to say size matters.
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True dat. You are wise beyond your years...
 
Originally posted by: Deeko
What I've heard is girls like 4-7, as long as you're within that range, it all depends on how good you are.
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agreed but on the high end of that range 😉
and yes
skills do count a lot
 
Originally posted by: fredtam
Originally posted by: StormRider
Originally posted by: daveymark
I was reading in FHM (which means it must be true) that the size doesn't mater if the guy knows what he's doing, but if you forced her to choose, she would choose bigger.
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I saw an episode of "Sex in the City" where one of the girls was dating this perfect man -- until they slept together. It turned out he had a tiny weenie. The girl whine to the other girls about it. I still remember the scene where she was lying on her back and the guy was boinking her. She was crying of sadness, "oh why couldn't he be bigger?!?!".

I heard that Sex in the City is very realistic when it comes to what women really think...
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It is very accurate according to my wife/ girlfriends however by small I'm sure they meant well below average.
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That kinda describes me. Oh woe is me! 🙁
 
Originally posted by: Kenazo
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Originally posted by: fredtam
http://www.neo-tech.com/penis/
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At this very moment, imagine the number of male users - boxers at their ankles - that are pressed up against their monitors.
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I changed my resolution to 2048x1536 to make my penis bigger. WOOHOO! 😀
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Wouldn't htat make it smaller? you'd compare to the 4" instead of the 6"
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Raising your resolution makes things look smaller on your monitor.
 
Originally posted by: Cook1
Originally posted by: RossMAN
Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Originally posted by: fredtam
http://www.neo-tech.com/penis/
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At this very moment, imagine the number of male users - boxers at their ankles - that are pressed up against their monitors.
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LOL next thread "How do I get smudge marks off my LCD???"
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Hahahahahaha, sad thing is, there's guys out there wondering now 😛
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Well, they can check the thread for an answer. :laugh:
 
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Cook1
Originally posted by: RossMAN
Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Originally posted by: fredtam
http://www.neo-tech.com/penis/
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At this very moment, imagine the number of male users - boxers at their ankles - that are pressed up against their monitors.
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LOL next thread "How do I get smudge marks off my LCD???"
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Hahahahahaha, sad thing is, there's guys out there wondering now 😛
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Well, they can check the thread for an answer. :laugh:
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Unfortunately your thread was locked :thumbsdown:
 
Originally posted by: GreasyBurger
Besides, what's the deal with penis size anyway? I mean, the lesbians can get other lesbians off without any tool.
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So? They can't have intercourse without a penis, real or not. No, fingers do not count. You can have an orgasm without a vagina, right?
 
If you can give her multiple orgasm without even using your tool, you've got skill. I'm blessed with a lesbian sister and she taught me all the skills I need(no, it's not what you think). Penis size is very important as well, but you should be fine if your tool is not under 5 inches.
 
Originally posted by: GreasyBurger
If you can give her multiple orgasm without even using your tool, you've got skill. I'm blessed with a lesbian sister and she taught me all the skills I need(no, it's not what you think). Penis size is very important as well, but you should be fine if your tool is not under 5 inches.
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My record is giving 6 before my jaw gave out :laugh:

or should I say 😛
 
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: GreasyBurger
If you can give her multiple orgasm without even using your tool, you've got skill. I'm blessed with a lesbian sister and she taught me all the skills I need(no, it's not what you think). Penis size is very important as well, but you should be fine if your tool is not under 5 inches.
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My record is giving 6 before my jaw gave out :laugh:

or should I say 😛
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ok this is getting locked soon so if you need help cleaning up the screen go here
 
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