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Poll: Penis Size

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Originally posted by: Lizabath
Originally posted by: DAGTA
I think most guys would agree that it's always "bigger is better" with most women, but let's see if the actual women (the few of them) agree.
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What about girth?

That's also very important.
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dental floss
pencil
sharpie
sausage link
ocean liner
wingspan of 747
 
Guys, this is NOT a "vote your size" poll. It's a poll for women to vote their "preferred" size. I find it hard to believe we have 44 women at ATOT that have all voted already.

If you want a 'supposedly' accurate diagram of typical sizes, check out this link There's no nudity there, just diagrams.

I'll edit the poll to add 3" and 4" inch options. I didn't add those because I didn't think any woman would actually vote less than 6"...

-DAGTA
 
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Cook1
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Hung like a field mouse.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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That's the usual reaction I get.
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Translation of that?
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You need a translation?

Small penis
woman laughs
used to it by now
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If it helps, I heard this from a female friend long ago....

it's not the size that counts, it's how you used it...

And then she told me how she had a lover once who had one which was 2" and really knew how to give her pleasure.

 
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Cook1
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Hung like a field mouse.
Click to expand...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Click to expand...

That's the usual reaction I get.
Click to expand...

Translation of that?
Click to expand...

You need a translation?

Small penis
woman laughs
used to it by now
Click to expand...

If it helps, I heard this from a female friend long ago....

it's not the size that counts, it's how you used it...

And then she told me how she had a lover once who had one which was 2" and really knew how to give her pleasure.
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Did she mention the fact that he bought her a Mercedes?
 
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Cook1
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Hung like a field mouse.
Click to expand...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Click to expand...

That's the usual reaction I get.
Click to expand...

Translation of that?
Click to expand...

You need a translation?

Small penis
woman laughs
used to it by now
Click to expand...

If it helps, I heard this from a female friend long ago....

it's not the size that counts, it's how you used it...

And then she told me how she had a lover once who had one which was 2" and really knew how to give her pleasure.
Click to expand...

 
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Cook1
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Hung like a field mouse.
Click to expand...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Click to expand...

That's the usual reaction I get.
Click to expand...

Translation of that?
Click to expand...

You need a translation?

Small penis
woman laughs
used to it by now
Click to expand...

If it helps, I heard this from a female friend long ago....

it's not the size that counts, it's how you used it...

And then she told me how she had a lover once who had one which was 2" and really knew how to give her pleasure.
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In other words, he was good with his tongue. I've heard it before.

 
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Cook1
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Hung like a field mouse.
Click to expand...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Click to expand...

That's the usual reaction I get.
Click to expand...

Translation of that?
Click to expand...

You need a translation?

Small penis
woman laughs
used to it by now
Click to expand...

If it helps, I heard this from a female friend long ago....

it's not the size that counts, it's how you used it...

And then she told me how she had a lover once who had one which was 2" and really knew how to give her pleasure.
Click to expand...

It makes all the difference now that I've heard that from you. I imagine you aren't snickering at your monitor as you typed that. My life is complete.
 
I was reading in FHM (which means it must be true) that the size doesn't mater if the guy knows what he's doing, but if you forced her to choose, she would choose bigger.
 
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Cook1
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Hung like a field mouse.
Click to expand...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Click to expand...

That's the usual reaction I get.
Click to expand...

Translation of that?
Click to expand...

You need a translation?

Small penis
woman laughs
used to it by now
Click to expand...

If it helps, I heard this from a female friend long ago....

it's not the size that counts, it's how you used it...

And then she told me how she had a lover once who had one which was 2" and really knew how to give her pleasure.
Click to expand...

It makes all the difference now that I've heard that from you. I imagine you aren't snickering at your monitor as you typed that. My life is complete.
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Not a problem at all dude. I have way too much respect for you to poke fun at you in this way.
 
Originally posted by: daveymark
I was reading in FHM (which means it must be true) that the size doesn't mater if the guy knows what he's doing, but if you forced her to choose, she would choose bigger.
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I saw an episode of "Sex in the City" where one of the girls was dating this perfect man -- until they slept together. It turned out he had a tiny weenie. The girl whine to the other girls about it. I still remember the scene where she was lying on her back and the guy was boinking her. She was crying of sadness, "oh why couldn't he be bigger?!?!".

I heard that Sex in the City is very realistic when it comes to what women really think...
 
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Cook1
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Hung like a field mouse.
Click to expand...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Click to expand...

That's the usual reaction I get.
Click to expand...

Translation of that?
Click to expand...

You need a translation?

Small penis
woman laughs
used to it by now
Click to expand...

If it helps, I heard this from a female friend long ago....

it's not the size that counts, it's how you used it...

And then she told me how she had a lover once who had one which was 2" and really knew how to give her pleasure.
Click to expand...

It makes all the difference now that I've heard that from you. I imagine you aren't snickering at your monitor as you typed that. My life is complete.
Click to expand...


Not a problem at all dude. I have way too much respect for you to poke fun at you in this way.
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I'm not going to sleep with you again. No need to kiss my ass.

And frankly, if the size of my penis bothered me, I wouldn't be posting about it here. 😛
 
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Cook1
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Hung like a field mouse.
Click to expand...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Click to expand...

That's the usual reaction I get.
Click to expand...

Translation of that?
Click to expand...

You need a translation?

Small penis
woman laughs
used to it by now
Click to expand...

If it helps, I heard this from a female friend long ago....

it's not the size that counts, it's how you used it...

And then she told me how she had a lover once who had one which was 2" and really knew how to give her pleasure.
Click to expand...

It makes all the difference now that I've heard that from you. I imagine you aren't snickering at your monitor as you typed that. My life is complete.
Click to expand...


Not a problem at all dude. I have way too much respect for you to poke fun at you in this way.
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I'm not going to sleep with you again. No need to kiss my ass.
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But...but...but...didn't you enjoy it?

 
Originally posted by: daveymark
I was reading in FHM (which means it must be true) that the size doesn't mater if the guy knows what he's doing, but if you forced her to choose, she would choose bigger.
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"it's how you use it" is only valid for small penises. If it's huge, then she's going to say size matters.
 
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