POLL - How would you prefer to be executed? NEW EXCITING CHOICES!

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HombrePequeno

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What no death by stoning, guillotine, or lynching?

I'd personally pick lethal injection. I don't know where you guys heard that it is painful, certainly not the people that it's been used on.
 

Cyberian

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Jun 17, 2000
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<< Hey! You left out other.

Mine is to be shot by a 27 year old jealous husband.:D
>>

... when I'm 103 years old.
 

Derango

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Jan 1, 2002
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How do we know leathal injection is painless if everyone who ever had it done is dead? :)
 

jadinolf

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Oct 12, 1999
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<<

<< Hey! You left out other.

Mine is to be shot by a 27 year old jealous husband.:D
>>

... when I'm 103 years old.
>>



That was the idea.
 

ultimatebob

Lifer
Jul 1, 2001
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Can I choose to die from a heart attack during an orgy, instead? I think that would be the ideal way to go ;)
 

Martin

Lifer
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Firing squad.


3 shots in the head and its done. One minute you're aline, the next dead.
 

NikPreviousAcct

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<< Anyway, lethal injection. It's painless isn't it >>

Um, no. Quite the opposite. It burns like hell. Also, some people actually go into convulsions. So, no, a painful way to die wouldn't be the top of my list...

unless it's something cool like getting fried while strapped to a chair. :D

nik
 

Ns1

No Lifer
Jun 17, 2001
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firingsquad

do i get a cigerette at least? better yet a joint?
 

minendo

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Aug 31, 2001
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<< WHat? Where the hell do they still execute people with a firing squad?

Anyway, lethal injection. It's painless isn't it
>>


Yeah, but your body slowly shuts down. Hanging would be quick if the rope is the right length and your neck snaps.
 

Zorba

Lifer
Oct 22, 1999
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Well I would prefer the guillotine. But since my state does not offer that, I would have to pick Old Sparky (The Chair :)). If the chair was broke, I wouldn't mind being well hung. ;)
 

fatbaby

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<<

<< WHat? Where the hell do they still execute people with a firing squad?

Anyway, lethal injection. It's painless isn't it
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Yeah, but your body slowly shuts down. Hanging would be quick if the rope is the right length and your neck snaps.
>>



But what if you're still alive after your neck snaps?

Personally, I prefer a night with an Iron Maiden =D
 

NikPreviousAcct

No Lifer
Aug 15, 2000
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<< Personally, I prefer a night with an Iron Maiden =D >>

Ooo... now I'm thinkin that I should change my vote in the poll. :D

nik (likes that idea)
 

thedarkwolf

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Oct 13, 1999
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Dying is something you can only do once so might as well go all out.

I think I would like to jump out of a plane at around 30k feet with no chute :)
 

Feanor727

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hmmmm... as long as my last request goes something like Brendan Frasier's in The Mummy, I'll be happy :-D
 

BlueApple

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<< The prisoner is weighed prior to execution. The "drop" is based on the prisoners weight, (tables were developed in England during the 1800's) to deliver 1260 foot-pounds of force to the neck. Properly done, death is by dislocation of the third or fourth cervical vertibrae. The familiar noose coil is placed behind the prisoner's left ear, so as to snap the neck upon dropping. >>


Man, I'd hate to be in Delaware, New Hampshire, or Washington. ;)
 

dude

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Oct 16, 1999
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Death by firing squad sounds fun as does the chair. I would take these ways rather the boring way out.
 

Evadman

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Feb 18, 2001
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<< SEXed to death by the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Squad >>


Ya baby yah!
 

Nefrodite

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um well theres always the stake through the bum. think they used to do that to homosexuals in the past in some places.

um, death through a thousand slashes... nice and slow:p

skinned alive and left in a pen of wild cats.



oh wait.. you meant what i'd prefer? ;)

lethal injection of course:p preferably while i'm sleeping so i wouldn't notice anyways:p

oh wait, how about drinking yourself to death like in leaving las vegas. maybe a hot but damaged hooker will ease you through it:p

crushed by a hoard of beautiful women.. :p