POLL - How would you prefer to be executed? NEW EXCITING CHOICES!

[DevilsAdvocate]

Pick your poison. Literally.

Let's say you were sentenced to die, and luckily your jurisdiction allowed you to pick how you were going to be ushered out of this cold, cruel world.

I have included all of the means of execution that are currently legal in the United States - leaders in executing human filth!

Which method would you pick, and why?

If you would like to propose a new way out... feel free to do so in the space provided.

 

[IJump]

Shoot me, just don't miss.......

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

I picked death by firing squad....

I want something I can taste...

 

[kami]

WHat? Where the hell do they still execute people with a firing squad?

Anyway, lethal injection. It's painless isn't it

 

[HappyPuppy]

Sleep until I die from natural causes.

 

[sheselectric]

injection, all the way. seems like the quickest and most painless.

 

[IJump]

<< WHat? Where the hell do they still execute people with a firing squad?

Anyway, lethal injection. It's painless isn't it >>



sissy......

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

LI is not painless... there is a needle.

I hate needles.

 

[duragezic]

I thought I heard that the lethal injection like made you stop breathing (well obviously) but you choked and like had convulsions or something. So if that's true I'd go firing squad.

 

[jadinolf]

Hey! You left out other.

Mine is to be shot by a 27 year old jealous husband.

 

[Coolone]

firing squad

just make sure they all have big powerful guns that get it over and done with

 

[MedicBob]

I would rather the needle VS a bullet or several bullets, more if needed when they miss.

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Ok.... some of you need a little education...


An informed consumer is your best customer.

 

[DnetMHZ]

I'd like to die in the saddle if you know what I mean

 

[Geekbabe]

lol, none of the above !!!!

 

[BornStar]

I'm all about the firing squad. I've heard that lethal injection isn't all that painless. Not that I really care, anybody that kills enough people to get the death penalty shouldn't have any easy way to go. I'd say the firing squad is the best.

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

No Baffled -

I realize women are indecisive and don't like to be held accountable for their actions, but you have to pick one. j/k

You can't choose life here.

 

[AzNmAnJLH]

free falling without a parachute

 

[gopunk]

firing squad... then i would run wildly and scream "i bury you cockaroaches!" right before they shot me down

 

[IJump]

<< free falling without a parachute >>



I almost did that, well I had a parachute, but I didn;t think it was going to open......

That would not be a fun way to go if you ask me, unless the firing squad was taking shots as you were coming down after being given a lethal injection in the plane......that might get interesting........

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Who picked the chair! A man after my own heart.... which I elected to have cut to ribbons in a hail of bullets.

 

[troglodytis]

the chair all the way!


i love electricity.

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Ddi I mention you get a stiffy if you are hanged properly?

You'd get wood one more time.

Any takers?

 

[IJump]

<< Ddi I mention you get a stiffy if you are hanged properly?

You'd get wood one more time.

Any takers? >>




What good is wood when you can't get touches that are good?

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Good point.

But imagine the awkward staring at your Johnson during your funeral. It would be closed casket... if they could shut the lid.