Poll: How would you deal with your mom asking about sex?

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yhelothar

yhelothar

Lifer
Dec 11, 2002
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Ok, say you're 20.. and you've been with your girl for a year, and you hang out in your room, with the door closed and locked, and your mom suspects that you've been having sex. She asks you what you were doing in your room with your girl, obviously wanting to know if you fvcked. What would you tell her?
 
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Lola

well, tell her you were not doing anything bad. just listening to music or reading... i guess.

There were times my mother in law "walked in" on my hubby and i when we were in his room in the basement many years ago.
It was akward and she never really brought it up again.

I would have thought your mom maybe did not want to bring it up, but if you want your privacy still, you would have to fib, or, be honest and move out on your own!
 
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DaiShan

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Jul 5, 2001
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You are 20, live with your parents, and your mom acts like you are still 15? I wonder why.
 
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Maxspeed996

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I lived in my Grandparents finished basement my last year of college..it was basiclly an apartment with it's own door to the outside , and I remember my G-ma coming downstairs one time and getting really upset that my girlfriend at the time had stayed the night , and was sleeping in her underwear and a T-shirt...
 
yhelothar

yhelothar

Lifer
Dec 11, 2002
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Originally posted by: DaiShan
You are 20, live with your parents, and your mom acts like you are still 15? I wonder why.
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It's different when you're asian.. it's not a fad to live with parents.
My sis is 30 with a masters and still lives at home.
 
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BobDaMenkey

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I'd tell her it's none of her buisness, especially since my mother is really estranged from my family after going nutty and refusing to take meds for it.

If it was my dad's girlfriend I'd tell her pretty much the same thing. If she wanted to fight about it, I'd probably bring up something about how she was screwing a married man for 4 years, and that she doesn't have any room to nag on me because of it.
 
NFS4

NFS4

No Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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20 and still living at home? **Giggles**

Next time she asks, tell her that you'll will leave the door unlocked at around 12:00AM tomorrow morning and she can peek in to see for herself. For appearances sake, make sure that you are shaggin' your GF rotten at 12:00AM.
 
SoulAssassin

SoulAssassin

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Feb 1, 2001
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tell her you're careful so she doesn't have to worry about having any little grandkids anytime soon and that's the last time you want to discuss it
 
yhelothar

yhelothar

Lifer
Dec 11, 2002
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Originally posted by: SoulAssassin
tell her you're careful so she doesn't have to worry about having any little grandkids anytime soon and that's the last time you want to discuss it
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haha i think this would've been a good reply.
 
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thirdlegstump

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Feb 12, 2001
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"Hey mom, we're making your grandchildren"

"I was in the bathroom when I slipped, and the bottle of shampoo rammed right up my butt so she's helping me get it out"

"We're playing hide the helmet"

"I learned this from watching you and that black guy..he wasn't dad"

"You should be more encouraging.."
 
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CVSiN

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Jul 19, 2004
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Originally posted by: FoBoT
move out
if you want to be an adult, then get your own place and take care of yourself
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QFT... GET THE FVCK OUTA YOUR PARENTS HOUSE!
if you want to be treated like and adult act like one.. 20 is too old to be at home.
 
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