Poll: Guys, what would you do if a woman was beating the living crap out of you??

[creation]

This thread is the funniest thread I've seen!!! Thanks to NFS4 for the good laugh lol

 

[BigToque]

it would depend on the situation... if this was a woman you knew/loved/cared about, and she was angry/frustrated/scared/etc at something and had lots of rage and just snapped and needed to let loose and you were the first thing they found to hit, I would have to just try to defend myself.

If, however, I was being intentionally attacked and she was trying to hurt me, I would put a stop to it myself. I'd deck her in the face and knock her ass out.

 

[StormRider]

If they were good looking I would do number 3 while holding them on the ground and giving them big wet sloppy kisses.

 

[SpongeBob]

Hey, we're all human, if some female starts throwing punches at me, and is doing SERIOUS damage I'm gonna fight back!

 

[mackstann]

Do you know who Ghandi is? Passive Resistance is what it's called. Let her beat the sh!t out of you. You might get messed up, but you will live. If you let her beat your ass, and don't respond with fighting of your own, she will make herself look like an idiot, or a piece of sh1t, or whatever.

Grabbin the boobies doesn't sound too bad, though

and.........HELP ME

 

[monk3y]

I'd probably start off with a 1 then i'd slowly but surely slip into a 2.

 

[NFS4]

<< If they were good looking I would do number 3 while holding them on the ground and giving them big wet sloppy kisses. >>


You're a human, not a Golden Retriever

 

[Time2Kill]

<< Ummm, pull down your pants?

Cheers! >>



:Q

 

[Linux23]

&quot;what we do in life, echoes an eternity&quot; - Gladiator

I say, slay the bitches!

 

[NFS4]

<< &quot;what we do in life, echoes an eternity&quot; - Gladiator

I say, slay the bitches! >>


Hehe, it would be nice if we could get some female opinions in here:Q

 

[pen^2]

i will try to be honest here:
a)if shes pretty, i will take the beating as a pleasure
b)if shes not then i will give her a one finger salute

 

[AmazonRasta]

As Chris rock said, &quot;I will never, ever hit a woman. But I would sure as hell shake the shit out of one though!&quot;

 

[Kueay]

When a woman starts beating the crap out of a man, isn't that just called foreplay?

 

[Belegost]

Ask her what happened to the whip. :Q

 

[Anghang]

being that she's beating the living crap out of me, assuming it's life threatening, #4 all the way!!!...knock that b!tch out!!!...if she's a gf, have hardcore rough rider makeup sex then tell her to get the fvck out!!..she gets the boot no doubt!!...

if it's not lifethreatening then #3...and if #3 doesn't work and your in public...rip her clothes off

and i'd take the same actions if it were a group of girls...knock'em out, #3 if non life threatening or rip off their clothes if public is watching

 

[frizzlefry]

<< i will try to be honest here:
a)if shes pretty, i will take the beating as a pleasure
b)if shes not then i will give her a one finger salute >>


so that second option is for HER pleasure?!

 

[pen^2]

lol, never thought of that possibility... good one

 

[Aenygma]

This is why my lil 8 year old daughter is now a green belt in Tae Kwan Do... We are building the Perfect Weapon.. Have her defend us. lol.

Though I am a Red Belt, but she will pass me in no time.

 

[isekii]

I would put em in a sleeper hold .. and put em to sleep..

 

[Siva]

#2, right from the start. then after she was done beating me, I'd give her the puppy dog eyes and be like kiss it and make it all better?

 

[PCHO]

I always wondered what I would do if such a situation ever arose. One day my gf and I were wrestling around (clothed unfortunately) until she landed a shot deep into the heart of my maleness. She later said it was accidental but who knows. Well as ssopn as she landed that shot I grabbed her and threw her off the bed and onto the floor. I didnt even think before I did it and when I look up shes on the floor rubbing her rear and sniffling. I kinda laughed and then went over to make sure she was okay. Told her I was sorrry and didnt mean it but she crossed a scared line. Not funny at the time but whenever she got snotty with me afterwards I would just let her know she was about to get tossed around the room and wed laugh and go on with our lives.

Just my unimportant $0.02

 

[amdforlife]

id punch back...but not in the face. im a nice guy. ill punch her in the titty cause they're sensitive.

 

[NFS4]

<< As Chris rock said, &quot;I will never, ever hit a woman. But I would sure as hell shake the shit out of one though!&quot; >>


Haha, I remember that comedy piece on HBO. That whole piece was awesome

 

[Emulex]

I'd turn the girl around, bend her over, lift her skirt, and show her who's the daddy.

 

[skywhr]

6) Moan in ecstacy