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poll: ever get a jaywalking ticket?

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Lifer
my friend just IM'd me...

"fsck dude jaywalking ticket $86"

I laughed so hard I spit water on my laptop.
 
i saw one lady jaywalk... but there was a cop on a motorcycle and he actually rode the bike on the sidewalk... :Q i don't know if she got a ticket or just a warning... pretty weird getting pulled over by a bike when you're walking. 😀
 
Jaywalking....that is like getting pulled over for having an air freshener hanging from your rear-view mirror, (which is also illegal, as I understand it.)
 
Originally posted by: VictorLazlo
Jaywalking....that is like getting pulled over for having an air freshener hanging from your rear-view mirror, (which is also illegal, as I understand it.)

I think it depends on the size, if it impedes your vision then it's illegal. Like jumbo fuzzy dice would be illegal! :Q
 
Yes, I got two of them. One in Manhattan and the other in Queens. Damn jaywalking. Just another way for the city to make money.
 
Originally posted by: SilentZero
Yes, I got two of them. One in Manhattan and the other in Queens. Damn jaywalking. Just another way for the city to make money.

bahahahaha, you got a jaywalking ticket in Manhattan. lol
 
Almost got one in Dallas a few years ago. I was downtown and walked up to a corner ready to cross the street. The light was red and about 6-8 others were standing there waiting for the light. It was a six-lane one-way street. I looked and there wasn't a car in sight almost to the horizon, so I crossed. I could have crawled and still made it across easily.

On the corner I was approaching stood a cop. When I got to the sidewalk he yelled "Hey, you, come over here!" He asked me what I thought I was doing, and I was obviously mystified and had no idea what he was talking about.
"Didn't you see that light was red?"
Yes, I did.
"Didn't you see the other people waiting for the light to change?"
Yes, I did, but I looked and there were no cars coming, so I thought it was OK.
"Are you from Pittsburgh or something?"
Yes, actually! I am from Pittsburgh. Why?
"Here in Dallas you cross when the light says Walk. Don't do it again."

Luckily(?), Pittsburgh has a reputation for rampant jaywalking and that is what apparently saved me. I guess he figured no one who knew how strict they are would be stupid enough to jaywalk right in front of a cop. 🙂
 
I GOT A 70 DOLLAR TICKET FOR JUST WALKING ACROSS A 2 LANE RESIDENTIAL STREET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i didn't see the cop coming..but really , how am i suppose to cross?..walk 5 minutes down the block and then cross???...

freakin...
 
We came out of the bar one night and a couple of cops were talking to this guy. We just started to walk across the street and one of the cops said "So, you do know you're jaywalking right?" We all looked at him sheeplishly and went to the cross walk. haha
 
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